Night. PC Charles roamed the empty streets of London, in full police uniform. He was a strange man. Charles had hair that blended into surroundings with small, grey eyes. Another strange thing about him was that he never needed to eat, sleep or drink. PC Charles had rarely done any of these things and when he did, he classed it as a treat. Charles was casually walking down a street, whistling when he spotted a police box that looked out of place.

A young man stepped out, a young woman and another man stepping out a few minutes later.

The first man threw he's arms out and said "Here we are! Leadworth. Earth. Just in time for a late night walk."

"Er, Doctor. This doesn't look like Leadworth." The young girl said.

"Amy's right. This isn't Leadworth. This is London." The second man said.

PC Charles approached these odd people.

"Damn right it is! "he said. "I don't know what you three were playing at, hiding out in a police box. Were you trying to be funny? Well, it hasn't worked. You three are under arrest for violation of police property."

"Actually, I think you'll find I was trying to lock myself up." Claimed the first man. "Isn't that right, Ponds?"

The second young man and the woman nodded in agreement.

"Ha! I'm not going to fall for that!" PC Charles chuckled. "Who do you think I am? David Cameron?"

"Does he look like David Cameron? "Asked the first young man.

"I don't remember him having chameleon-like hair." Replied the other young man.

"There isn't anyone else who has hair like that, Rory." The young woman said back.

"Thanks for making me seem more out of place." Said PC Charles sarcastically.

"Yes, well that's because you're a idiot, whatever-your-name-is. Yes, that's right, I called a policeman an idiot." Said the young man, holding up phycic Paper. "I'm PC Doctor Smith. These are my assistants PC Rory and PC Amelia."

"You said Amelia was too fairytale-y." Amy whispered.

"Yes, well, it is." The Doctor whispered back. "But PC Amelia sounds cooler."

"Well, it's a good job you said. I could've got in trouble myself for that." PC Charles said. "Call me Charles."

"Do you mind giving us a tour, Charles?" asked the Doctor.

"Okay. Gives me something to do." Agreed PC Charles.


PC Charles led them around the corner. He stopped and stared at a blank space, littered with rubbish blowing about.

"What? But…the police station should be right here. Right here!" PC Charles claimed, confused.

"Looks like another alien invasion." Rory pointed out. "Why can we never just have a normal day?"