O.K., my class has been reading holes in English, and for some reason, we thought of another ending, that we all decided would make the book a lot more.....um....different. Just a random thing. Oh, and I don't own Holes or any of the characters.
"I'm not digging another hole," said Zero.
Mr. Pendanski handed him the shovel. "Here, take it, Zero. It's all you'll ever be good for."
Zero took the shovel.
Then he swung it like a baseball bat.
The metal blade smashed across 's face. His knees crumpled beneath him. He was unconscious before he hit the ground.
The counsellors all drew their guns.
Zero held the shovel out in front of him, as if he were going to try to bat away the bullets. "I hate digging holes," he said. Then he slowly backed away.
While the counsellors were distracted, the other boys looked at each other. This was the perfect opportunity. All the other boys hit the counsellors (and the warden) around the heads with their shovels.
"Armpit, you go back to the cabin and find something to tie them up with. Magnet, find all their guns and bring them to me. Squid, go and get the other guys from all the tents. Ziggy, you go see if there's any other cars or trucks around the place. Go!" X-Ray ordered.
As these boys ran off to their tasks, X-Ray turned to Caveman, completely blanking Zero. "Caveman, you drive the truck back to camp and go fill it up. I'll go smash up the phones and stuff, so even if they escape, they won't be able to do anything." Caveman looked at Zero uncertainly, until X-Ray snapped his fingers. "Now, Caveman!"
"Won't they all die out here, from heat, or not being able to eat or drink?" Caveman asked.
X-Ray sighed. "Fine, we won't tie 'em up. Happy? Well, get your butt moving!" Caveman quickly hopped into the truck and rove off. "You," X-Ray pointed at Zero, "go get the food." Zero scowled at him, then ran off, with X-Ray following.
When all this was done, a second water truck had been found, parked behind the cabin. All the boys, from every tent, piled into one truck or the other, with a supply of food, and all the water, while X-Ray announced, "Once the Law realises we've escaped, they'll look for us, so we'll drive to the edge of the State, then move on for about another one or two. I've taken all the money there was," he held up a wedge of cash, "We'll have to find someplace old and abandoned, and either eat food from the wild, or the experienced thieves can nick stuff, or we could all join a gang or something. Any way you like, but we're escaping today!"
All the boys cheered, and both trucks drove off, just in time to see a frantic Warden try to use her busted phone. A boy from tent B, who was called Screamer because of his loud voice, yelled out, loudly as usual, "FREEDOM, HERE WE COME!!!"
Like I said, completely random, you don't have to make anything of it.
