I'm back with another Looney Tunes story. Ever since i posted my two stories about Bugs and Lola ("Love Story" and "Married") people have been requesting more Looney Tunes stories from me. Well my last Looney Tunes story was over a year ago. "Love Story" and "Married" were posted in 2010 and 2011. And i'v noticed that my Looney Tunes and Fairly Odd Parens stories have the most reviews out of any other stories i've written. Maybe people just like the fandom.

Anyway, i think i'm about due for another Looney Tunes story.

Other authors on this website have done this. I think it's called the iPod challenge or something. i'm calling it the iPod Shuffle. I put my iPod on shuffle and whatever song came up, i wrote a story based on that song. I think originally you were supposed to write it between the beginning and end of the song but i cheated a little and went well over the end of the song.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN LOONEY TUNES!


Looney Tunes iPod Shuffle

"Rules" by Shakira

Bugs and Lola bunny were walking down the streets of Hollywood one evening hand in hand. They needed the time together. Bugs had been busy with the Warner Brothers studio and teaching at Acme Looniversity for the past two weeks. Yeah, they definitely needed time together. They passed a smoothie shop, one of the best in the area.

"Do you think they finally took us up on the idea to get the carrot smoothie?" Lola said.

Bugs shrugged. "Only one way to find out." They went into the store and waited in line for a few minutes. The young girl behind the counter was obviously a fan. When she saw him she immediately started squealing like a fan girl.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Bugs Bunny…!" she exclaimed.

"Yeah, yeah, I know who I am," Bugs said obviously used to all of the fans freaking out whenever they saw him. Hey, he'd been acting since 1940. He had to build up some immunity to it eventually.

Lola couldn't help but laughed. "What are you, new?" she said to the girl. They lived in L.A so people saw the Looney Tunes all of time. By now most of them had gotten a picture or an autograph and the shock factor was kind of lost.

The girl looked embarrassed for a moment. "Um…well…no but…"

"Forget it," Bugs said seeing how uncomfortable she was. "Did ya finally get that carrot smoothie doc?"

She looked confused. "Um, no. we don't have a carrot smoothie."

"Really?" Lola said. "As many time as we requested it. Alright kid, write it down and give it to your boss. Tell him Bugs Bunny asked for it, alright?"

The girl nodded. "Okay…um, what can I get you?"

"I'll just have raspberry," Lola said disappointed about the carrot smoothie.

"Make that two." They got their smoothies and went outside. They sat at a table covered by an umbrella outside of the store. A hot girl walked by. Tall, brunette, big butt. Bugs couldn't help but stare. He was a man after all, when he saw beauty he admired it. Now probably wasn't the right time.

"Why were you staring at her?" Lola asked not letting it slip past her.

"Huh? Oh, uh, no reason," he said before taking a sip of that smoothie.

"You thought she was hot," Lola said narrowing her eyes at him.

He held her hand. "Lo, you know you're the hottest woman in the world in my eyes."

She rolled her eyes. "In your eyes. You never said the only hottest woman in the world. Don't lt me find you checking out other women Bugs Bunny."

He reached over and kissed her. "Come on, Lo. You know I love you. You've had me wrapped around your finger for years."

She smirked. That much was very true. "Yeah, I know."


Bugs, Daffy, Lola, and Melissa were sitting around at the park a few days later. Bugs and Daffy had been fishing and when they figured they'd never catch anything, they gave up. All of a sudden, Daffy saw a fish jump out of the water. "You see! How come after we give up they start jumping out of the water?!"

"Well Daff, when we're out there, if you'd stop talking for 2 minutes maybe we'd catch something. They obviously think your voice is annoying," Bugs said narrowing his eyes at him. He'd been counting on fresh fish for dinner. However, his best friend didn't know how to shut up.

"Yeah well, how about you…gah!" he exclaimed.

Lola and Melissa laughed. "How about he what?"

Daffy was looking behind them at the white duck with blonde hair. They all turned around to look, he immediately looked away but saw that Melissa already noticed.

"Do you know her?" she said suspiciously.

Daffy quickly shook his head. "No…!"

"Hey, isn't that Daphne?" Bugs said glancing back again to make sure. Sure enough it was.

"Who's Daphne?!" Melissa exclaimed.

"No one…!" Daffy said tossing Bugs a glare that said "shut up". Bugs obviously didn't notice.

"Wow, it's been, what, 15years since you two divorced, huh?" Bugs said thoughtfully.

"She's your ex-wife?!" Melissa practically shouted getting angrier. Of course she knew that Daffy had been married 6 times before her, but it didn't mean it didn't make her fell jealous to see these women.

"Well yeah, but I hated her! That's why we got divorced."

"You were crazy about her. She hated you," Bugs said. Lola looked back and forth between them all becoming more and more amused by the situation.

"Damn it Bugs, shut the hell up!" Daffy almost shouted at him.

Not long later Melissa and Lola were sitting alone talking. Melissa looked out the corner of her eye and saw Daffy talking to Daphne. "Why that no good…!" she said angrily. She stood up and stomped over to them.

Bugs came back over and sat next to Lola. "What's her problem?"

Lola pointed to Daffy and Daphne. "Daffy's about to die."

They watched as some words passed between them, then Melissa grabbed Daffy by the shirt and dragged him past them.

"Melissa, it wasn't like that!" Daffy exclaimed.

"Oh yeah, this ex-wife you were crazy about! And I'm supposed to believe it wasn't like that!" she said not buying any of it for a second.


The next day Lola and Melissa were at Lola's house sitting on the living room floor painting their nails.

"So what went down between you and Daffy yesterday?" Lola asked curiously. She and Bugs had been going back and forth with guesses of how she punished him.

Melissa sighed. "I didn't stay mad at him. I don't know what went on between them. I felt like it wasn't right to jump to conclusions like that." She looked up from her fingers. "Lola, am I too jealous?"

Lola shook her head. "No, of course not. He's your husband. If I were in your place and I saw him talking to Honey I would have felt the same way about it. In fact the other day we were at the boulevard and he was checking out some girl. You know I bitched him out for it."

"That's true. Men just don't get it. There are unspoken rules for a relationship. They shouldn't have to be spoken, they're obvious."

"Yeah, like don't check out other girls. Don't touch other girls. Don't make out with other girls."

"Don't get in with ex-wives," Melissa said rolling her eyes. "Why Daffy married so many women is beyond me."

"Well you have nothing to worry about. I don't know how crazy he was about Daphne, but he's definitely crazy about you." Lola closed the nail polish and put it on the table. "It's not like we're possessive or jealous like they think we are."

"Yeah, we're just looking out for them," Melissa agreed. "They'd be the exact same way."

"Oh yeah, they definitely would."


i gues jealous girlfriends was an okay way to start this off.