Deidara and Sasori stood in front if their fellow Akatsuki members. Sing! Sing! They chanted. Stupid karaoke night…
Deidara: Anything you can do, I can do better,
Sasori: Ha!
Deidara: I can do anything better than you,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can, yes I can!
Sasori: Anything you can be I can be greater, sooner or later I'm greater than you!
Sasori poked Deidara in the chest challenging him. The other Akatsuki members burst into laughter.
Deidara: No you're not,
Sasori: Yes I am,
Deidara: No you're not,
Sasori: Yes I am,
Deidara: No you're not,
Sasori: Yes I am, yes I am! I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge,
Deidara: I can get a sparrow, with a bow an arrow,
Sasori: I can live on bread and cheese!
Deidara: And only on that?
Sasori: Yep!
Deidara: So can a rat…
"Deidara 1, Sasori 0"Kisame whispered to Itachi. The Uchiha actually cracked a smile.
Sasori: Any thing you can sing, I can sing higher,
Deidara: I can sing any note higher than you.
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori and Deidara sucked in a huge breath and sang in the highest pitch voice they could conjure up. But Deidara has the highest pitch.
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can!!
Sasori: How do you sing that high?
Deidara: I'm a…girl!
"I knew it! You owe me 20 bucks!" Hidan looked over at Kakuzu.
Sasori: Anything you can say I can say softer,
Deidara: I can say any thing softer than you,
They lowered their voices to the point where you couldn't hear them.
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Knowing Sasori was winning this part; Deidara got fed up and screamed.
Deidara: Yes I can!
Sasori: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker,
Deidara: I can drink it quicker and get even sicker,
Sasori: I can open any safe!
Deidara: With out being caught?
Sasori: You bet!
Deidara: That's what I thought you crook!
"So you're the one who stole my money" Kakuzu yelled.
Sasori: Any note you can hold I can hold longer,
Deidara: I can any note longer than you,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara sucked in a huge breath then let it out.
Deidara: Yes I can,
Pein looked at his watch. It's been 5 minutes later and Deidara was still holding the note. When he was done they all stared wide eyed at him.
Sasori: Yes you can! Where do you keep all that air?
Deidara: Ugh…
Sasori: Oh…Anything you can say, I can say faster,
Deidara: I can say anything faster than you,
For each time they said it, they got faster.
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Sasori: I can jump a hurtle,
Deidara: I can wear a girdle,
Sasori: I can knit a sweater,
Deidara: I can fill it better!
Sasori: I can do most anything!
Deidara: Can you bake a pie?
Sasori: No…
Deidara: Neither can I…
"They can't cook for shit!" Konan laughed.
Sasori: Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter,
Deidara: I can sing anything sweeter than you,
They changed their voices to sound as sweet as possible.
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Oh, Yes I can,
Sasori: No you can't, can't, can't,
Deidara: Yes I can, can, can!
At the same time they sang together.
Sasori: No you can't,
Deidara: Oh, Yes I can!
Everyone clapped. Sasori and Deidara were glad that was finally over.
"Tobi thinks Deidara and Sasori look funny singing on stage!"
"SHUT UP TOBI!" They both yelled and punched him at the same time.
