Um hey everyone ;) Well I have gotten re-obsessed with Eyeshield 21 and I decided to read the fandom only to discover there wasn't as much as I hoped. (this could be due to this unrealistic expectation that when I start getting into something the whole world needs to do it too lol) Also I am a huge fan of F.A Starhawk and when she hadn't posted since 2009 I cried. Anyway this is my first time doing something like this and I hope someone will comment or something so I know I am not alone in this fandom.

Well I kinda made it an alternate universe where it's set around god knows where at the time where knights and stuff were common.

Anyway enjoy. Um please comment and this is pretty obvious but I don't own anything Eyeshield 21 cause if I did it would have been longer and filled with more fanservice.

"3..2..1 go fucking chibi!"

Sena opened his eyes and ran out into the busy street in reaction to the gunshot. Barely dodging the oncoming people while running through, each time he passed a rich looking aristocrat his arm seemed to make a casual yet quick movement. Only after he had disappeared back into the alley did he hear the exclamations of shock and horror. Only then he allowed a sign of relief.

"Well fucking chibi? "

The sudden question startled said chibi who then frowned. He was usually quite good at sensing things but he was always the exception.

Hiruma Yoichi materialized from the shadows almost like some dark sinister demon coming from the depths of hell. Knowing better than to let Hiruma wait, Sena showed him his (ahem) earnings.

A couple of expensive looking jewelry, two silk handkerchiefs and one golden pocket watch.

Hiruma upon seeing the loot then compared it to his own watch as if calculating the worth of what Sena stole in that amount of time. A chill ran down his spine and his usual sense of uncertainty settled. Maybe he wasn't good enough to appease the devil? If he didn't satisfy would he have to go back to being a gopher to the other street kids?! Even if Hiruma scared him half to death he did save him from a life of forever being a gopher and introduced to a different way of getting about. Even if it was stealing.

"Kekeke"

The thoughts and worries clouded in his head disappeared. And was replaced by pain as Hiruma swiftly kicked his backside silently. Over the past few weeks during his harsh training he noticed Hiruma only does this action when he is happy. This thought did make him feel better but he still wished Hiruma would stop kicking him so.

"Good job fucking chibi, you have golden legs you know that?"

Sena almost glowed with that unexpected compliment that came from one of the most feared man in the kingdom.

"Uh t-thanks Hiruma-san" he blushed.

Hiruma twitched for a split second upon seeing the blush but quickly regained a look of boredom.

"Don't get so cocky fucking shrimp" he muttered loud enough for Sena to blush even harder from embarrassment. "I-I wasn't!" He replied trying to come off indignant only to result as sounding apologetic. Hiruma sighed. Apparently even Hiruma couldn't do anything with Sena's timidness.

An awkward silence filled between the two and Sena unable to take it anyway started to bid his leave. "Uh um thanks for everything Hiruma san I guess I will uh see you around" in which Hiruma responded by raising his eyebrow and grabbed the escaping boy pulling him face to face. "Damn shrimp you think I fucking trained you for three whole weeks just to let you fucking go?" A demonic grin slowly plastered onto his face, his sharp teeth glinting. 'Hiieeeeee!' "Nooo see fucking chibi as you know I am famous or kekekeke infamous around here" Sena nodded furiously. Everyone even someone like him knew Hiruma Yoichi, his black devil handbook and the fact he takes any job providing it interests him. "And anyway I have been giving a simply fucking delicious job that requires some.. help" Sena's eyes widened in horror knowing Hiruma he probably could have done whatever job himself but decided it would be 'less fun'. Maybe being a gopher wasn't so bad, after all at least he wasn't going to have a 150% chance if dying or at least end up badly traumatized.

"Do you know Oujo?" Sena nodded again cautiously " The rich kid school famous for a 98% turnout of knights, assassins, spies and other such jobs that allow you to serve directly to the royal castle... " "Well good job fucking chibi got it right. Now do you know that there is a treasury where rumor has it the most expensive gems, secretive history texts and oldest artifacts in the land is hidden and only the top few selected students can have the privilege to access?" Sena felt all his blood drain from his face "y-y-you can't possibly be implying..."

The demonic smirk grew

"We are going to Oujo fucking shrimp!" He practically crowed.

"Hieeeeee!"