Hope you like it. First transformers 'fic.


"Man I am so late!" Natalie screamed to herself. "If I had gotten a car this would be much easier!" She looked over her shoulder and saw someone else running at top speed. "Hey Rick!" she screamed to the young boy. "Can't talk now! Late for school!" Rick shouted. "Wait up!" Kirk screamed. "Kirk you're never late!" Natalie screamed. "I know! Slept in late!" he shouted. "That's surprising!" Rick said sarcastically. RRIINNGG! "Dang it!" they all screamed.

"Danielle Cooper." "Here." "Patrick Jacobs." "Present." "Richard Witwicky." "I'm here!" Rick shouted as he threw open the door. "Ah Ms. Lennox, Mr. Whitmann. You are here too." the teacher said. Natalie and Kirk nodded. "Good. Sit down." the teacher snapped. "That's kinda odd for you to be late Kirk." Rachel whispered. "Yeah I know. How late were you, cuz?" he whispered back. "Our parents are just friends, there not related in anyway so stop calling me 'cuz'." The dark skinned boy stared at her for awhile knowing she was changing the subject. "Five minutes." she snapped. Kirk smiled to himself. I win!

RRIINNGG! "Finally! Lunch time!" Kirk half shouted. "I thought every our was lunch time for him?" Rick whispered in Rachel's ear. She snorted and started to giggle. Natalie rolled her eyes and pushed a few geeks and nerds so she could be at the front of the line.

When everyone sat down at the table Kirk started to dig in, literally. "Hey, you know what we should do?" Rick asked. "Hot-wire Bumblebee to dance to Thriller again?" Natalie snickered. "Uh, no. Dad was pretty pissed about that. Wouldn't let me touch Mom's tools for a month." he said. "Bee still flinches when we turn on the radio." Kirk said through all the food in his mouth. "What I was planning was that we should go to the Base and ask if we can have guardians like my dad and Bee." "Or Annabelle and Ironhide, she's to damn lucky for her own good!" Natalie hissed stabbing her apple with a fork. Everyone stared her for awhile. "What the hell…" Rachel mumbled.


Meanwhile… "Sideswipe turn on the stereo! It's to quiet!" Sunstreaker shouted. "Okay!" As Sideswipe reached for the radio… "NOOO!" Bumblebee screamed running back to Sam's house. "Okay." Sideswipe repeated.


"Hey Dad!" Sam and Mikaela Witwicky looked up from the car they were working on to respond to their son, Rick. "Yeah Richie?" Sam teased. Her heard snickering and a slapping noise. "Shut up Kirk!" "Don't slap Kirk!" Mikaela scolded her son. "I didn't slap him he fell on the floor!" "Whatever, what is it?" Sam said wiping the oil off his hands with a rag. "Were going to the autobus base. Can we borrow Bumblebee?" the blonde boy asked. "That depends, has Kirk talked to Glen?" his mother pressed. "Yeah Mrs. Witwicky!" Kirk shouted quite loudly. "Fine!" she shouted. "YES!" "But take Tuesday with you!" Sam said. "Shit!"


"But Daddy do we have to ride with Belle and Hide?" Natalie whined. Rachel was sitting on the couch with Sarah trying not to burst out in manic laughter at her friend's unpunkyness. (I don't know, I just made it up) "Because Ironhide is your sister's guardian and she's the only one of us willing enough to listen to your 'singing'." Will Lennox snapped. Natalie rolled her eyes then grabbed Rachel and took her to the black topkick. "Get in the car." her sister said curtly. "Was that her or Ironhide?" Rachel whispered. "I heard that!" Ironhide snapped. "What ever crap-head." Natalie hissed. When they were all in the car Annabelle turned on the radio. "Ooh! Evanescence! Perfect by nature. I come of-" Natalie started singing off key. Covering her ears Rachel knew Ironhide shutoff his audio receptors. Lucky bastard! "Anna! How the hell do you deal with this?!" she screamed. "What!" Annabelle shouted back taking off her earplugs.


Jazz was walking around the base as usual. He patted Prowl on the back leaving a sign that said; 'egg me, I like eggs'. "Good job buddy." he said walking away leaving a very confused prick. He walked outside to see Sideswipe and Sunstreaker doing something weird, as usual. "What the pit are doing?" "Poking this dead dog." Sunstreaker said not taking his eyes off the carcass. "How'd it die?" Sideswipe flinched a bit. "Umm…" There was a lot of screams as Prowl ran out covered in egg yoke. "Sto- OW! Stop it Snowflurry!" Prowl screamed being pegged by the white sparkling. "You've been spark-sitting for Optimus haven't you?" Jazz asked suspicious. The twins nodded still poking the dog. "Optimus! Get your crazy sparkling out of here!" Elita quickly ran out and took the cartons of eggs from her daughter. "Why did you do that to Prowl?" Optimus Prime said trying not to burst into a fit of laughter. "There's a sign on his back that says to do that." she said innocently. Everyone, (except for Jazz who was rolling on the ground in manic laughter), looked at the twins. They pointed the sticks they used to poke the dead canine at Jazz not taking their eyes off the carcass still. "Aft!" Prowl growled. (accident ;D) Elita gasped and covered Snowflurry's audio receptors. Prowl was about shoot the Pontiac Solstice when they were interrupted by a loud screeching sound.


"Well that was pleasant!" Rick's younger sister Tuesday shouted after Bumblebee made a sharp U-turn a stopped abruptly. "You're not gonna have a heart attack, are you Kirk?!" Rick exclaimed. "No, but I may hurl." "Everybody out!" Bumblebee shouted over the speakers. After everyone one was out he transformed. Ironhide pulled in shortly after. "Now to if we could just get Optimus." Rachel snickered.

"I just felt a chill." Optimus said. He saw the children walk over. "Hello." he greeted. "Hey Prime, Elita." Rick said. Elita waved back. "What's Prowl doing to Jazz?" Tuesday asked. "I hope it's what I think it is." Kirk mumbled. "He's beating the slag out of me, pervert! And plus I'm straight!" Jazz managed to shout between getting punched in the face. "Oh. Hey, Prime can we talk to you?" Natalie asked. "Of cour- Prowl stop that!" He motioned for the children to follow him into the lounge.

"So what is it that you needed to talk to me about?" Optimus said. "Well, we were sorta wondaring if you could give us gaurdians?" Rachel said cheerfully. Optimus froze. "Prime?" Kirk said waving his hand in front of his optics. He looked down at the children. Richard Witwicky, the careless speed racer. Kirk Whitmann, the eating machine. Natalie Lennox, the tone-deaf, whiny punk. Rachel Madsen, the chatty, annoying girly girl. "No." he said blankly while getting up and walking away. "No? But Prime!" whined Natalie. "No means no!" he shouted. "But-" "Hey Optimus! We incoming signals!" Ironhide shouted from the next room. Can this day get any worse?


Snowflurry is an OC of mine as will the four newest characters.

Two are femmes and 2 are meches, got it.