I don't own FMA or Twilight. The rights belong to Hiromu Arakwa and Stephanie Meyer.
"Whoa, where are we?" Ed asks. Ed, Al and Lark were standing in the middle of a very clean house. Out the window it was raining. And there was a wall of dozens of shades of green.
"I have no idea." Lark replies.
Just then, 8 people walked in to the room.
"Who are? And why is there a suit of armor in there?" A tall brown haired man asks.
"Um, where are we?" Lark asks. "And who are you?"
"You are in our house in Forks. I am Carlisle Cullen, this is my wife Esme, and our children Edward, Emmet, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice. This is Edward's girlfriend Bella Swan. Now may I ask why you are in our house?"
"Oh, this is your house. Sorry, we were being chased by a guy named Scar who's out to kill us. My name is Lark Elric, these are my brothers. This is my twin Edward, and our younger brother Alphonse. We need to get back to our world. This is obviously the other side of the gate." Lark says.
"You're the older ones? But you two are so short!!" the one named Emmet says.
Al grabs Lark and Ed to stop the from jumping on him.
"Don't call us small!! We'll break down your feet and stick'em on your head!!!"
"uh, ok!!" Emmet stutters.
"What do you mean the other side of the gate? And who is Scar??" Alice asks.
(Watch the anime/ read the manga for the whole story of Scar and the Gate.)
"So you to are 'state alchemists'? And you are in the military?" Rosalie asks.
"Yes. We joined the military when we were 12." Ed says.
Jasper sees a bit of Ed's automail arm thru his sleeve.
"What is that on your arm?" He asks.
"None of your dang business! That's what it is! Come on Al, Lark. We need to get back and report to Colonel Sparky. And to do that we need to get home." Ed says.
"Alright, alright! Keep your pants on Brother!" Lark replies.
"Brother, don't do anything rash." Al says.
Edward C. finally says something.
"I sparkle in the sun… and I can read minds!! That's way awesome than what you can do. And my sister Alice can see the future and Jazzy can control emotions! We are magical vampires!! And, I, like sparkling!!! It rocks. Yay!!"
"Um, ok whatever you dolt." Lark says.
"What is ALCHEMY anyway? It sounds stupid. You probably think yer all magical too and stuff?" says the idiot.
"We are alchemists. This means we are scientists. We don't believe in magic. Alchemy has three laws. Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. It is obvious that does not apply here, which I can't understand." Ed says. "You all are strange creatures like Homunculus, you shouldn't even exist."
All of a sudden, a bright blue light engulfs Ed , Al and Lark.
The Cullens blacked out. When they awoke, all they knew was that they had slept and all had a strange dream.
In Amestris, colonel Roy Mustang's Office:
The three young alchemist's had been found on the side of the road heading into Central. Luckily, it was by someone in the military who recognized them and brought them to Mustang.
After they told Mustang what had happened, he said the following.
"I don't think you three should head to Resembool for that long again. Being in the city and then the country really screws you up."
**FIN**
That was fun. As you can see, I hate Twilight. I always wanted to have Ed go off on the cullens.
