Disclaimer: I don't own anything. 'Bad Boys' and 'Dragon Ball Z' belong to their rightful owners respectfully.

Author's Note: I was watching a re-run of 'Cartoon Planet' when I listened to the song 'Bad Bug'. I just HAD to write this…

Bad Buu

By Charles Xavier

Bad Buu, Bad Buu.
Whatcha gonna do?
Better run now before I gobble you.
Bad Buu, Bad Buu.
Whatcha gonna do?
I'll turn you into candy or cake to chew.

I'm an evil being, who's never kind.
I'll stick my Planet Burst up your behind!
I'm pink and cute and though I'm short,
I've got my list of planets to abort!

Bad Buu, Bad Buu.
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when I absorb you?
Bad Buu, Bad Buu,
Whatcha gonna do?
Feel the business at the end of my shoe!

I'm made like rubber and I stretch real far.
I love zapping kiddies into chocolate bars.
You can beat me senseless with every attack,
You can't reason with me 'cuz I'm such a quack!

(Goku)
Bad Buu, Bad Buu.
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when a Saiyan beats you?
Bad Buu, Bad Buu.
Whatcha gonna do?
Gonna throw my Spirit Bomb at you!