Bring your BFF to school day

Disclaimer: If I owned DBZ, I'd make this into an episode instead of some fanfiction….does that answer your question?

: A/N: In this story, Lime isn't gonna be mean, and she's actually gonna try to get Gohan with Videl o.k.? Also this is my first fanfic so try to go easy on me 'k? But flames are welcome… Just read the story already!

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-------------------OSH Last Period-------------------

This period felt as if it would go on and on and on and on and- well you get the picture! Of course, the last period on a Friday does like to take it's sickly sweet time. This period just happened to go by extra slow for Son Gohan, a teenage demi-saiyan who just happened to learn this stuff when he was about. . .Oh, I'd say . . . 5!

'Ya ya, I get it. Square root of a triangle, circumference of a circle, blah blah blah! What I'd really like to know is when the hell I'm ever gonna use this crap in real life, anyway?' let's just say, Gohan didn't get the chance to have breakfast this morning, and it took a little toll on him. 'Like I'm gonna go up to a circle and think 'Hey! I've got no life, so I'm just gonna find the circumference of this here circle. Ya! What a great pastime!'

A loud cough awoke Gohan from his daydream.

"Excuse me class. Settle down, please. Settle down! I said, settle down!" the math teacher was normally a shy old man, who didn't even sound as if he could yell, but leave it to a room full of teenagers to bring out the worst in someone. "SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! MAYBE, IF YOU'RE LUCKY, I'LL ACTUALLY LET YOU LEAVE THIS ROOM WITH ALL OF YOUR LIMBS ATTACHED TO THE PROPER AREAS!"

This caught the classes' attention. Who knew what limbs the seemingly insane teacher was talking about. . .

"Okay!" he continued on "As you all know, we are having a bring your friend to school week! You get to choose one friend that DOESN'T go to this school, and bring 'em in. Just, please, no younger siblings! The last thing we need are demons on a sugar high! That's all!"

Then the grumpy teacher started muttering under his breath. He thought no one would be able to hear it, but with his hearing, Gohan heard every word loud and clear. 'Damn teens. They don't care about nothing anymore! God, they are going to be the death of the whole English language. What with their 'raise the ceilings' and 'Yo Dawg, Wassup!' or whatever.'

Gohan had to try really hard to stifle a laugh on that one!

"Wow, that should be fun, don't you think Videl?" chirped the perky blond named Erasa.

"I guess. It's better than last year, Brig your parents to school day. I don't think I'll ever live that day down! I wish I had a cool dad." Videl hung her head slightly.

"Oh come on Videl, you should be glad to have the 'one and only' as your father! I mean, how much cooler can you get?" Erasa thought she was helping, but wasn't really. Just then she noticed Gohan in the crowd of teens. "Lookie there's Gohan, lets go catch up too him"

They pushed through the crowd to get to his locker, and tried to start a conversation.

"So Gohan, who are you bringing to school on Monday?" asked Erasa.

"Well actually, I'm not sure." He replied. I can't bring Dende, and all the other Z fighters are twice my age…or more. Heheheh Hmmmm. . .' Gohan proceeded in trying to find someone to bring, and managed to space out. He was brought back to the world of the living when Erasa waved a polished, well groomed hand in front of his face.

"Well, do you have anybody in mind? I know I'm bringing my cousin Sissy. She's pretty cool. She's one year younger then us, and-" Gohan stopped listening at right about there, still trying to find a suitable friend to bring. Then, like that stupid weasel in the old nursery rhyme, it just suddenly popped!

Gohan knew exactly who to bring.

Gohan looked over to see the funny sight of Videl practically stuffing her fist in Erasa's mouth as an attempt to shut the girl up. "Listen! I've really got to go! I just thought of somebody, but she lives over by where I live, so I better get there fast to ask her if she'll come. Bye!

"Oooh, so it's a girl, is it?" giggled Erasa. "You don't think little Gohan has a girlfriend do ya?" she joked. Obviously, Videl didn't much like this joke, because she started to walk away.

"Well, Geez! I get it! Time of the month, right?"

Videl just glared, but, boy! If looks could kill . . .

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I'm just revising this. I guess I've improved, because this chapter made me want to hurl. Man, y'all should have just strait up told me it sucked this badly! I mean really! So, here I am, practically doing the whole chapter over. :sigh: If this is your first time reading this story, please review to let me know what you think!