Random Convos With My 400 Year Old Skeleton Val
Skul
I hope you get attacked by a raccoon!
Why would you hope such a thing? Think of my hat.
I hope it has little nasty raccoon babies in your hat!
Why do you hate me?
You went into my house and told my parents you were my husband of 64 years!
I did no such thing.
You liar! My mom is still freaked out and my dad won't stop talking about how you're a drug addict!
I'm not a drug addict. How would that even work? And if I was, I'd be the prettiest drug addict in town.
I don't know how drugs work!
You didn't deny the fact that I'm pretty.
You stupid egotistical skeleton! You're mot pretty! I'm pretty! You're a bag of bones!
That's offensive! I thought I was so much more.
Well, you're not! You're a skeleton with an ego problem!
I thought we had something.
Had what?!
I'm your husband of 64 years.
You are not! I'm only 23 years old! How would that even work?!
Your 23 in human years, but what are you in dog years?
I hate you!
I know. You didn't deny the fact that I'm your husband.
You're not my husband!
(Not in text messaging)
Skulduggery gets down on one knee. "Will you marry me?"
"No, but I'll take the ring." Valkyrie takes ring from confused Skulduggery.
"That's not how that works." Valkyrie gets down on one knee.
"Marry me?" Skulduggery nods confused.
AN: I wrote this in class when I was bored to death. Don't judge anything written in it. I don't know why Skulduggery and Valkyrie were in the same room texting each other, but that's what happened. And no they were not in a relationship during this. I'm going to have a few more chapters posted with this one, because I wrote them in class as well. None of them apply to each other.
