Mini Soldier
Summary: Tony thought it would be fun to make some kind of alcohol that would get Steve drunk. When he does make it, he gives it to his friend for Christmas. Something happened that neither would have saw coming…. Stony, mpreg!
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Prologue
"Hey Brice, would you mind helping me out?"
"Sure." Bruce walked over towards his friend, noticing how deep in thought he seemed to be. It had been awhile since Tony looked like that. "Tony? Are you going to tell me what you need help with?"
Tony glanced up from his work and then nodded. "Yeah. I was just thinking about how fun it would be if I could get Cap drunk."
Bruce stared at his friend in surprise. "Uh, do you think that's wise?"
The brunette shrugged. "Yeah, I think so. Why wouldn't it be? Steve's never been drunk in his life. I just want to make sure he gets every chance he can to be a real person. So are you helping me or not?"
The other man sighed heavily, staring at his friend. He wasn't sure where this was going to end up going. "Fine, but you owe me."
"Great! Let's get started!"
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It took them both awhile before the alcohol was finished. They ended up calling it something stupid, like Capsicle. It was a joke at first, since Tony was getting drunk himself and he said the first thing that came to mind. Bruce just said it fit.
At the moment, Tony was getting ready for the stupid Christmas party Pepper was throwing. His girlfriend was making him invite all the Avengers, and all their girlfriends (other than Steve since his was dead).
Tony fixed his top, when he heard someone enter. He turned and found Pepper standing there. "Hey Pep."
She smiled slightly as she walked over towards him. "Hey Tony,"
They stood awkwardly for a moment, well Pepper started to help fix his shirt. Tony smirked smugly. "What? Are you trying to undress me already?"
"You wish." She rolled her eyes.
He was about to say something more, but it was time to meet their guests. Tony took hold of her hand, and she smiled slightly, but she dropped his hand. It hurt him at first, but he pushed it aside. It was just nerves, right?
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The first couple of people to show up were Thor, Darcy, Jane and Loki. It was a shock to Tony to see Loki standing there, but he shook it off. Loki had changed, or at least that was what Thor said. Besides, the whole team was there. Loki wouldn't try anything.
Thor held onto Jane's waist, as he waved to his friend. "Man of Iron!" Thor boomed happily. "How nice it is to see you!"
"Nice to see you too, big guy," Tony chuckled.
Thor brought Jane over to sit down, and Tony noticed just how Thor seemed to be another person with her. Darcy watched them for a minute till she caught Tony looking. "What? She's my best friend…." Darcy murmured. "And you have to say, Thor's a hotie!"
Tony didn't say anything back, and Darcy was off looking for something to eat or do. The next people to enter were Steve and Bruce. Tony grinned when he saw his Science bro, and went to hug him. Bruce hugged him back as he chuckled softly. "Miss me that much, Tony? I was only gone for a few hours." Bruce teased.
"How couldn't I miss you?" Tony chuckled, pulling back. "You're my Science bro."
"Good point," Bruce replied.
Once they pulled apart from their bro hug, Steve stood there awkwardly. "Hey there Capsicle," Tony said, stepping closer to the super soldier. "Did Brucey didn't give you too much trouble did he?"
"He was nice." Steve said simply.
Tony nodded, "Good."
"Let them in, Tony." All three look over to find Pepper who was standing there.
"Fineeee," Tony slightly 'pouted'.
Tony let them in, and Bruce glanced around at the nicely done home. Bruce glanced at Tony with a questionable look and then Tony nodded. Steve looked around and then placed the cake he had made on the table, right where Pepper had told him to put it.
"Okay, come on, the others are waiting in the living room." Tony said as he pulled the two men into the living room.
Pepper waited for Clint, Natasha, Nick and even Phil.
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The Avengers sat all around the room, well Steve opened his gifts. This was the last one, and everyone had already opened theirs. Tony had gotten a nice stand from Pepper for his old arc reactor. Bruce had gotten a jar which a card from Tony saying something like, for your weed. Everyone laughed at that. Thor had a new cape from Clint. Phil got a shield from Steve with a signing too.
Natasha got a new gun from Nick. Clint got a new bow from both Bruce and Tony.
Pepper got a notebook from Natasha.
"Isn't Christmas fun?" Pepper beamed as everyone laughed.
Steve finished opening his gift to find a bottle which said Capsicle. "Uh, is this alcohol?" Steve asked.
"Yup!" now Tony beamed, "I made it myself!"
"I can't get drunk." Steve said simply.
Tony laughed, "So? The point is for fun!"
"Stark," Steve groaned. "There's no—"
Tony raised his hand. "Now hear here Rogers, I thought it would be nice for us to just relax and have fun. I mean, we're the Avengers! The point is, we save the world all the time. Shouldn't we get the chance to lean back and have fun?"
There were murmurs of yeses, and some nodded. Everyone thought Tony was pointing out something real, though Steve stared at him with confused eyes.
"Let us rejoice in the winning of us!" Thor boomed as he held up his cup, which held ale. "We have won, and should shout it to all the 9 realms!"
Everyone who had something to drink held their cups up, nodding their heads. They all shouted, "To us!" though Steve seemed to stare at the bottle with worried eyes.
"Oh well…" He murmured and then he opened the bottle, taking a large swing of the leaker. He seemed to look naïve. Tony knew that Steve was anything but naïve, but it seemed like you could just forget. He was a sweet, caring young man who just happened to be over 90 years old….
Before long, the party was now in full swing.
~xXx~
"Ah never told her Ah loved her…." Steve slurred, since he was completely drunk by now. It was 1am, and everyone else seemed to have already left to a room to stay in or home. They mostly took a room at the tower. "Ah just called her…. She's gone."
Tony seemed to understand what Steve was saying, as he finished off his glass. "Really?" he asked.
Steve nodded, "Uh huh…"
"Do you miss her?"
Tony was much better at holding his alcohol. He watched the drunken, beet red Steve Rogers nod. "Ah loved her…..she's dead, Ah killed her."
"How did you kill her?" Tony asked, raising an eyebrow as he got himself another glass.
Steve laughed a bitter one. "She said that we could find another way, but Ah left her. Ah went into the ice…..AH SHOULD BE DEAD!"
The blond broke down crying, seeming to just wish he was dead. Tony pulled Steve into his arms, wishing that he could say something, and make him feel better.
"Steve," Tony whispered. "You shouldn't cry—"
The next thing Tony knew, Steve turned to him, his blue eyes bright and red, puffy from his tears. "Do you love me?"
"What?"
"Do you love me?" Steve repeated his question, his voice slurred.
"I care about you…" Tony wasn't sure what to say.
Steve thought for a moment, and then his lips were against Tony's, pulling the playboy close to him. Tony wasn't sure what to do, but his body seemed to. He kissed the super soldier back, pulling his body close. And well, things went down from there…
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The Next Morning…
The room was dark, blankets wrinkled; almost everywhere and it looked like two bodies were hidden under the red blankets. The room seemed way too quiet, with the sound of soft breathing.
Clothes were everywhere, pants on the floor and boxers on the nightstand, others on the door; shirts thrown elsewhere in the room.
The room was a mess.
"It is 8am, sir." Jarvis said, causing one of the bodies to move under the blanket.
"Go away…." The voice slurred.
"But sir, Miss Potts is asking why you aren't up." Jarvis said.
A head popped out, with messy brown hair and his face seemed half asleep. "Pepper? She been calling for me?"
"Why yes sir." Jarvis replied.
The other body moved around, but made no other movement. "Shit…" The brunette cursed softly, seeing who was next to him. Tony got out of his bed, and then hurried to get dressed before Pepper came looking for him.
Tony had slept with Steve Rogers.
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So what do you guys think? Worth continuing? I really would love to know. I'm not the best at writing Avenger fanfictions but I'm willing to try :) This is major Stony, which is good for me because I love Stony. (Steve/Tony)
Anyway, could you guys review? If I see people like this, I will write some more! K?
BYE!
Nerdy~
