AN: Sorry for not updating my other stories lately; life has been chaotic. So here I am again with another short parody! And just in time for halloween! Enjoy!
Sanji, Zoro and Usopp were lost in the forest due to a certain swordsman's horrific navigating. Usopp and Sanji both cursed at Zoro for being an idiot, and this resulted in them having a major fight, which resulted the knocking-over of a huge-ass tree, which resulted in all three of them being hit on the head from the falling tree, which resulted in them all passing out in the middle of the forest.
They were then all captured by passing cannibals.
When the three pirates woke up, they found their arms tied up and their legs chained. Their bodies felt weak; it seemed that the cannibals had injected them with some kind of drug. After much struggling and failed attempts to break free, they finally gave up and sat down in defeat. The cannibal king then arrived at this point and told them that they could only live if they pass a trial.
"Trial?" Usopp uttered, shaking.
"It's very simple," said the cannibal king. "First, go into the forest and gather ten pieces of the same kind of fruit."
"So if we need to gather fruit," said Sanji, "does that mean-"
"My men shall accompany you."
"… dammit."
With no other choice, all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
A good ten minutes later, Usopp came and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your rear without any expression on your face; or else you'll be eaten."
"WHAAAAAAT?"
But being surrounded by cannibals with famished looks in their eyes, he had no choice but to obey.
The first apple went in... But on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed and eaten.
Sanji was next to arrive and he showed the king that his ten fruits were berries.
The king explained to him, "You have to shove the fruits up your rear without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
"…"
"I said, you have to-"
"Yes, I heard you the first time, you shitty cannibal."
Surrounded by crazy looking cannibal underlings chewing on some bones, Sanji scowled and carried out the king's orders reluctantly. Although this should be pretty easy for him considering he had berries.
1... 2...3...4...5...6...7...8... But on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter, therefore, he also was killed.
Usopp and Sanji met in heaven as man-angels.
"Why the hell did you laugh?" Usopp asked Sanji angrily. "You almost got away with it!"
Sanji explained helplessly, "I couldn't help it, I saw Zoro coming back with pineapples!"
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