Author's note: First RWBY fanfic, yay for me! The ship I've ended up with is Neptune and Roman. I almost pulled Sun into it but I'm like nah let's not. This is about Neptune and Roman. Monkey business can wait til Nep aint around.

Disclaimer: The characters aren't mine. They belong to Rooster Teeth/Monty Oum.

"Sun I swear this isn't what it looks like. I just um... okay maybe its exactly what it looks like."

Sun just glared at his friend. He'd walked into their team's room to find Neptune on Sun's bed, making out with Roman Torchwick. It wasn't even casual. Neptune was straddling Roman with the elder laying against the bed. Not an image Sun ever needed to see. "I have one question. Just one," Sun started speaking, "I don't care that he's the enemy. But why do you have to do that on MY bed?"

Neptune laughed nervously, glancing at his own bed, which was covered in books, weapon parts and clothes he hadn't bothered putting away. He looked back at Sun, "Well it wasn't a mess and we weren't paying too much attention."

Roman scoffed from underneath Neptune. "Speak for yourself kid. I'm not a hormonal teenager, I actually pay attention to what's going on."

That comment earned a blush from Neptune, although his face had already been quite red. Sun suspected Neptune was going to say something but cut in anyways, "But why not use Scarlet or Sage's bed?"

"First of all, have you seen Sage? No way were we about to do this on his bed. Second of all, Scarlet was kinda using their bed when we got here," Neptune explained.

For a moment Sun started to say something but then Neptune's words caught up to him. "Wait, Scarlet knew about you two and I didn't?!"

Neptune nodded slowly. "I swear I was gonna tell you man, I just kinda...haven't yet. Well I suppose I have now."

The blond groaned and ran a hand through his hair, "O-kay, but why did Scarlet know?"

Again Neptune blushed, lowering his head and just staring at the bed. Sun stared at him, waiting for a response. After he didn't reply Sun repeated the question. Neptune just shook his head, refusing to explain. Instead Roman spoke, "This isn't the first time someone's caught us like this. Although last time Neptune was on the bed, writhing and whimpering below me."

With every word Roman spoke Neptune's face got darker and he dropped his head farther, to the point he was laying on Roman's chest. Meanwhile Sun just shook his head, "Jeez, I thought seeing you guys was bad. I did NOT need to hear that."

Roman laughed, a smirk appearing on his lips. Neptune looked at him, a bit scared of what he might be thinking. "Roman, what's that face for?"

He leaned up a bit, whispering in Neptune's ear, "Your enjoyment of course." He laughed when Neptune hid his face against his chest. He turned his head to look at Sun, "Was there something you needed or did you just want to watch us?"

Sun shook his head, promptly walking across the room. "Watching you two is the last thing I want," he said, shuffling through the stuff on Neptune's bed. "I just came to find a book for Blake to borrow. Just let me grab it and I will be out of your way." Once he found the book he walked back to the door. He started to leave but popped his head back in, "If you guys make a mess of my bed I will kill you both," he warned before leaving. He really didn't want to think of them doing anything like that.

With him out of the room Neptune finally sat up, glaring slightly at Roman. "Was the attitude necessary?"

Roman nodded but said nothing as he grabbed Neptune's collar and pulled him into a kiss. Although Neptune was still embarrassed it didn't stop him from going straight back to what they had been doing the moment his lips touched Roman's. Before he knew it his fingers were tangled in ginger hair and his lips drifting to Roman's neck.