AN: Hey everyone! New story for Maximum Ride! As always, read and review, it helps a lot, please tell me if you want me to update! Thanks for reading!

Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride or its characters.

Good morning Internet!

Yes, you. Pay attention to me, this is important.

Indeed, it is I, Iggy, on the Internet. What a surprise.

No, really, you should be surprised, because if you don't know, I'm blind. Let me tell you, trying to type when you're blind is like trying to ride a flying wolf.

Trust me, I've tried before.

Don't worry though, this won't end up being just a random string of letters, because I'll have someone proofread this for me. Probably Gazzy. Even though he's younger than I am, he'll probably have better judgement than I do, because, you know, I'm blind.

Now, now, don't all laugh at once. Well, you are probably wondering why I'm here. No, I am not asking for your help. No, I am not looking up cooking recipes, or playing flash games. No, I am not making Harlem Shake videos, because, let's face it, that is so last year.

In case you didn't know, the Internet isn't just for looking up Vines and cat pictures.

Yeah, I'm looking at you. Well, I'm looking at the screen, but let's pretend I'm looking at you.

My use of the Internet is simple: to share my plans with you.

My plan is simpler: pull the most pranks that anyone ever could this year. Without, you know, getting killed. Maybe a little more difficult than I thought.

Pranking is one of the only things I do well, besides cooking. And eating. And sleeping. And being fabulous.

Anyway, if you haven't been up to date with the Flock happenings, which you probably should be, just know that we are always in danger.

You know that moment of peace you get lying in bed, or sitting down to read a book?

Yeah, we don't have that.

Right now, we are staying at Max's mom's house, so Dr. Martinez's house. Sure, it's tiny, but what are you gonna do, amirite?

I'll be honest with you, pulling pranks and surviving probably won't be my only goals this year. Sigh.

Oh well, I guess we'll just have to see.

~Iggy