Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to me, except the lyrics to the tune that doesn't belong to me. Yeah, I know it's not Christmas yet but I wanted to go ahead and post this "song"/story before I forgot everything. Besides, if you come over to my house you'll be able to see why I'm in the Christmas sprit.
The Twelve Days of
Buffy Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the second day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the third day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, eight bad poems William wrote, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells casts, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, nine vengeance spells, eight bad poems William wrote, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, ten songs sung, nine vengeance spells, eight bad poems William wrote, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, eleven vials of Holy Water, ten songs sung, nine vengeance spells, eight bad poems William wrote, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, there werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, twelve new outfits for Cordelia, eleven vials of Holy Water, ten songs sung, nine vengeance spells, eight bad poems William wrote, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five time Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
The Twelve Days of
Buffy Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the second day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the third day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, eight bad poems William wrote, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells casts, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, nine vengeance spells, eight bad poems William wrote, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, ten songs sung, nine vengeance spells, eight bad poems William wrote, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, eleven vials of Holy Water, ten songs sung, nine vengeance spells, eight bad poems William wrote, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five times Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, there werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Watcher gave to me, twelve new outfits for Cordelia, eleven vials of Holy Water, ten songs sung, nine vengeance spells, eight bad poems William wrote, seven Scoobies who lost their memories, six hyena people, five time Buffybot short-circuited, four spells cast, three werewolf days, two wooden stakes and a pigeon in a pare tree.
