Disclaimer: I don't own XenoSaga 1 2 or 3, any of its people places or things. But I was invited to the party, look for me in the corner, I'm the one punching that broad Shion in the face.

Here's a little ficlet for the holidays. I know your Christmas parties won't be as wacky as this, I feel sorry for you if they are, but enjoy reading) and only reading) this. Don't sue me if people start looking for vessels for their robotic friends, you've been warned!

The Durandle was decorated festively for the holidays. Tinsel and holly hung from every wall, mistletoe was thrown under every window. The halls had strings of Christmas lights glistening the corridors of the ship and lighting every hallway. And in the Durandle ballroom, a party was being held.

People far and wide transported to the Durandle for there yearly Christmas parties, they were known far and wide. That night, the room was packed with people, and a little pink haired girl was greeting them

"Hello!" Momo exclaimed. Her hair had a beautiful poinsettia laced in it and she wore a holly green long sleeved top with a Santa red skirt. She looked like an adorable little pink haired elf.

"Refreshments are over here, and food is over there. The lines long so brace yourself, OK?" she smiled gleefully. Momo loved any party of any sort, being around people made her light up with a childish gleam.

"And also…" she teetered on one tiptoe as the person looked at her oddly. Momo held out her hand and showed the person a piece of candy.

"Would you like to buy some Christmas candy? Only 5 GP, pretty please?"

"No thanks little girl." The man replied. "I want to eat first."

"Oh…" Momo looked down disappointedly. The man just walked away. Just then Momo caught a glint of red run towards her, it was Jr. Momo looked up and tried to smile.

"Hello Jr." she said softly. Jr looked at her confused.

"What's wrong Momo?" he asked sharply.

"Well…I want to sell some Christmas candy so I can afford Christmas presents, but the man that just walked in didn't want to buy any."

"WHAT!?" Jr exclaimed. He whipped out his pistols and whirled around.

"Which way did he go Momo?"

"That way," Momo pointed. "Why?"

With that Jr sprinted in the direction Momo pointed.

"That son of a bitch," Jr mumbled as he darted through the crowd. "You don't wanna buy candy from Momo, I'll make you you mutha fucka."

Meanwhile…

"Stop it Shion!"

"Why, why should I, you all don't care. You all just want to leave me alone, you all want me to die. I hate you I hate you all!"

Once again Shion was having a hissy fit for no apparent reason. Miyuki, Jin, Cos-mos and Alan were trying to calm her down.

"What's the matter with you Shion?" Miyuki asked irritated. "Ever since XenoSaga 3 you've been a real bitch, are you on PMS or something?"

"Don't say such mean things to Chief Miyuki!" Alan protested nerdily. He put his hand on Shion's shoulder. "It's OK Chief, let it all out."

"Shut up Alan!" Shion slapped his hand from her shoulder and glared at him psychotically. "You hate me Alan, you just want me to die, you want maggots to feed on my flesh and you're gonna laugh at my funeral."

"That's isn't true Shion." Cos-mos said calmly, the eyes of Mary Magdalin shining through her icy exterior. "We all care about you, you have to stop having these episodes, did you take your medicine?"

"I don't need that stupid medicine you dumbass droid!" Shion spat. "I don't want to keep on going to that shrink either, I'm fine!"

"So you are PMSing, that's good to know." Miyuki mused. Shion was not amused.

"Shut up you dumb broad!" Shion punched Miyuki in the jaw. The other woman cried and ran into the crowd of wandering people. Everyone's eyes widened as they glared at Shion. Shion glared back with as much rage as Albedo.

"I don't need all of you dumbass bastards preaching to me, I can handle this all by myself!"

"But Shion-" Jin stared, but just as he began to speak he noticed a moth fly near a candle. He watched as the moth blindly fluttered closer and closer to the flame, until it finally flew into it and killed itself on impact.

"Like moths to a flame…" he trailed off. "She'll…she'll shut me out for good, WAAHH!!"

Jin ran away from the scene bawling like a little baby. Everyone stared at the grown man as he ran and sobbed into his hands, until he finally ran into a side room of the large ballroom.

Across the room…

"I just wanna get my food man, what do you want!?"

"I want your money bitch, a little girl wants Christmas shopping money and she's gonna get it, whether or not your alive!"

"OK, OK, here!"

Jr stood with his pistols at gunpoint. He cocked the guns as the man threw some money at the little man to get him to run away. Satisfied, Jr walked back over to Momo.

"Here." He grimaced as he handed Momo some GP. Her eyes lit up with excitement.

"Someone wanted my candy?" she asked innocently. Jr grinned.

"Yup, they sure did. I just had to…persuade them further."

"Oh goody! Will you give this to them then?" she handed Jr a piece of candy. Jr smiled at her and nodded.

"Sure thing Momo, I'll be right back."

As Jr walked towards the man he noticed some sobbing coming from one of the side rooms. He scowled and listened closer.

"What the…what kind of wuss cries at a Christmas party, that sounds like a man too, what a pansy!" Jr spotted Chaos doing nothing and looked at him, he pointed in the direction the sobs were coming.

"You, go see what the hell that is."

"But I'm enjoying the party." Chaos said in his mono tone voice. Jr glared at the taller man.

"I don't give a damn you fuckin' robot, go and see."

"Oh alright then." Chaos walked in the direction Jr pointed. Momo overheard Jr and Chaos and ran over to Chaos' side.

"I'll help you Chaos." She said cheerfully. "No one should be sad during the holidays."

"Oh Momo you're so naïve." Chaos said depressingly. "The holidays are just another reason for death and despair. You don't get someone the present they want, they want to kill themselves. The holidays are just another reminder of things you can't have, they force you to confront your inner demons."

"…O…K…" Momo replied puzzled, never the less keeping her happy smile.

"God damn it Chaos, shut up and do what I say!" Jr shouted indignantly.

"Yes Little Master." The blond replied. "Let's go Momo."

"OK, let's cheer who ever that is up!"

Author's Notes: I'm basing Shion off of how she was acting in XenoSaga 3, because let's face it she all of a sudden went from being nice kind of lovable Shion in XenoSaga 2, and then went into hyper bitch mode in the 3rd one. I'm also basing Chaos off of XenoSaga 2 and 3, because he was really cool in the first one and then they changed his voice actor to make him a goth.

I'm going to be using that scene from XenoSaga 2 with Jin and Chaos as a running gag, so if you don't like it live with it! And last but not least, I'm using a familiar theme from my other XenoSaga ficlet, can you guess what it is?

I thought I could fit this into one Chapter, but I want to do too much with the story to just make it a one chapter ficlet. It won't be any longer than five chapters though, I promise!

Will I finish this before Christmas…let's find out. I have two weeks, or is it three. Either way let's see if I can, I'll give myself a prize if I do! Hurray!