Starry: Hello, readers! Welcome to "Katie Chats: Fairy Tail"! The show where our beloved, beautiful… Katie, do I really have to say all this?

Katie: Yes! Or I will write about… "the incident".

Starry: Yipe! Okay. The show where our beloved, beautiful, talented authoress interviews various members of Fairy Tail! And now, our host, Katie Gold!

Katie: Thank you, Starry! Welcome to the first episode of "Katie Chats: Fairy Tail"! Now, while I'd love to interview the main cast first, I've decided to let the order be a complete mystery.

Starry: Boo!

Misty: You suck!

Katie: Ignore them; they're idiots.

Starry: You stole that line from Adagio Dazzle!

Katie: Whatever. Anyway, for our first guest, since I bet a bunch of you hate her, and don't try to deny it if you do, she's sweet, adorable, lovable, a fan-hated character, though not by me, and a powerful mage in her own right, please give a warm welcome to the one, the only, Lisanna Strauss!

Lisanna: Hello, Katie! Hi, everyone! It's great to be here!

Katie: Thank you for coming, Lisanna.

Lisanna: Oh, it's no problem. I love helping people out.

Katie: Should I move on to the questions?

Lisanna: Yes. I don't like the way some members of the audience are looking at me!

Katie: Lisanna, for our first question, based on a lot of the fanfictions I've had you read, what type do you like the most?

Lisanna: I enjoy the ones where good things happen to everyone except the villains.

Katie: What fanfiction type do you hate the most?

Lisanna: The ones you call "Lisanna-bashing". Guys, I'm not trying to ruin Natsu and Lucy's relationship, I promise.

Katie: I agree with you, there. I hated Lisanna-bashing from the first fanfic I read that had it. You really don't deserve all this bad treatment. I hope you know me and a bunch of other authors on the site are rooting for this to stop. You hear that, people?! Cut the crap about hating Lisanna! Oh, well, anyway, if you could change anything about your life, what would it be?

Lisanna: Hmm… I'd have to say telling Natsu I wanted to marry him. I was really dumb as a kid.

Katie: But you were adorable and dumb. You made me laugh a lot.

Lisanna: Thank you.

Katie: Final question, before we run out of time for this episode. Do you want to be included on my house tour in the future?

Lisanna: House tour?

Katie: I'm planning on taking a bunch of Fairy Tail mages on a tour of my house. Do you want to be included in this tour?

Lisanna: I'd love to! Thanks for interviewing me!

Katie: No, thank you for letting me interview you! Join us next time! I'm Katie Gold, and this has been "Katie Chats: Fairy Tail"! Thank you for reading, and good night!