Heero and Duo were at a crime scene. They were witnessing the horrible slaughter of numerous human beings. There was blood and gore EVERYWHERE these people had not only been killed, they were tortured.

Duo was resigned to the fact that this sort of scene was somewhat regular in his kind of work. He had been determined to be partners with Heero, and by god, if that meant he had to stare at rotting corpses all day long… so be it.

After working with the man for years, finally becoming lovers last year, Duo was really excited that he was teaching himself Japanese. Sure, it would be easier just to ask Heero to teach him. Yet Heero Yuy is not known for his patience… that and the fact that if Duo said something wrong, He could rack it up to being a "stupid gaijin," sumimasen, "gaijin no baka desu."

Duo had been waiting all day to deliver his first line in Japanese to Heero. As they left the crime scene, Duo shivered dramatically and leaned into Heero to say: "Kawaii desu ne…"

Heero just stared.

A/N

I am currently enrolled in a Japanese class, and I gotta say that us gaijin say the most interesting things…

gaijin foreigner

gaijin no baka desu (he) is a stupid foreigner

sumimasen excuse me (sorry)

Kawaii desu ne isn't that cute?

Kowai desu ne isn't that scary? (What he meant to say)

DISCLAIMER

I don't own Gundam Wing… or the Japanese language.

and I'm really sorry about the title of this story, I know its totally ripping off that flop of a movie, I just thought it was fitting.

Most of these are mistakes I've made in the past, or I've heard other people say. It's supposed to be light humor, with just enough story plot for it not to get kicked off of always try to explain why the Japanese phrases Duo says are funny, but if there is confustion let me know.

Reviews (even flames) make my day… and they also make me feel guilty enough to keep on writing…

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