Authors Note: WHEN I TRY TO WRITE A ONE-SHOT IT ENS UP HOURS LONG.

Stampy's Movie Night

It was movie night. Stampy was there, Squid was there, Lee was there, Sqaishey was there, Amy was there, I was there, and even... MORGAN FREEMAN?

"Squid, turn off the lights!" Stampy says, blinded by the light.

As he's distracted, I grab a handful of Stampy's popcorn. The feline turns around quickly and witnesses the popcorn get stuffed into my mouth.

Busted! I think as Stampy looks at me.

But before he can say anything, Steve walks in.

"Hey everyone, sorry I'm late. Did I miss anything?" he asks.

"No," I reply. "Nobody's been eaten yet, so you didn't miss out on anything."

Steve smiles and sits down next to Morgan Freeman.

"Hey," Steve says. "I hear you can read the phone book and make it sound interesting."

"Yes," Morgan says, sending a feel of wisdom across the room. "Yes I can..."

"Cool."

"Squid, can you PLEASE turn off the light?" Stampy asks giving me another opportunity to eat his popcorn.

"Just a sec, mate," Squid replies looking through the cupboards. "Where do you keep the ink, pilot guy?"

"It's in the - hang on, why are you looking for ink in the kitchen cupboards?" I ask.

"Ink juice," Squid says. "Yummy."

"Ewwww!" we all say in union.

"What? It's good! Trust me!" Squid protests. "If you just-"

"Shhh!" Stampy interrupts. "A horse is coming!"

"PONY!" Amy yells.

"Well you see," Morgan Freeman says. "The thing about horses is..."

Morgan waits for the horse to die in some way so he can say "They die", but the horse doesn't die.

"Um..." Sqaishey says as Morgan begins shaking. "Are you okay?"

"I'm sure he'll be fine," I say. "He'll probably just double into two Morgan's."

Morgan doubled into two, and the two phone-book-readers pushed each other out the window. Steve began crying and ran into the bathroom.

"Huh," I say. "Well maybe if-

"CAN YOU JUST TURN OFF THE LIGHT!?" Stampy shouts.

"Okay, okay..." Squid grumbles as he walks to the light switch with his ink juice.

"Once the light was off and everyone sat down, they could continue watching the movie in peace." the voice of Morgan Freeman says.

We just all ignore it and continue watching.

"A tense part was coming up," the voice says again. "The white robot was threatening to kill the main character guy. The main character guy said something, and the white robot replied wi-"

"WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP?" Stampy yells. "We're trying to watch!"

As the robot is about to say something, SkyDoesMinecraft bursts in and says "WHO LIKE MINECRAF?" before disappearing in a cloud of 'budder.'

DA END, FELLAS

Authors Note: BUDDER.