* ANONYMOUS *
A bleach fanfic
Hanataro Yamada/Momo Hinamori
Romance/Comedy
Rated: T
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Chapter 1: Momo
I sighed from the alley way, there he is again. Always with his kind smile and a soft wave… Oh okay, he's gone now, he is going out with some of the guys from his division to celebrate his birthday. Don't take me wrong or anything, I'm not stalking Hanataro, he stays in the house too much, that's not any fun. Well, it is his birthday after all; maybe I should get him a gift… But what should it be and how should I go about giving it to him?
I rushed to the tenth division's barracks to get to Masumoto's room.
"M-Matsumoto-san?" I was out of breath; I was running as fast as I can so I do not waste a second of time during my rare window of opportunity while Hanataro-kun was out of his house, which is the perfect chance to proclaim my feelings.
"Hey-lo there, love!" Matsumoto took me into her arms and I yelped as my head slipped into her cleavage. When I started flailing my arms all about, Matsumoto gasped and said, "Oh! I'm so sorry, dear! I got a bit too carried away. I should remember NOT to hug people shorter than me…" She let me go and I gasped for air as she asked, "What are you up to today, hun? You know it's Hanataro's birthday…" Matsumoto winked at me while she stated the obvious. "Are you thinking about getting him a gift, you sly dog?" I blushed and stared at my change purse. I had grabbed it because it had contained a small sum of money, of which I was going to use for Hanataro's gift. I nodded my head quickly and spoke softly before Matsumoto could speak again.
"Yes, that's what this money is for. I wanted to give him a gift, that's all."
Matsumoto had a gleam in her eye then spoke, "You should leave a sexy note right on his door, and a bottle of expensive sake with a rose petal path leading to the bedroom…" I got a chill that went straight through my spine. I have a bit of a vivid imagination, so I could view exactly how Matsumoto viewed this in her little mental theater. "Where you would be wearing exactly nothing but a few red bows and YOU could be his present!" Masumoto smiled a big cheesy smile as she saw me cover my nose, since it was gushing blood. I gave a quick bow to Matsumoto and I ran off to the store. I know what I'm going to get Hanataro for his birthday.
