1.Tell
Sasuke Itachi has more fan girls then him.
2.If Sasuke ever fights
Itachi, cheer for him in a way, chanting "Die, die, die."
3.When
you see him mispronounce his name, "Hey, Saucegay, hows your
brother?"
4.Tell Sasuke you appointed him as the president of
a itachi fan club.
5.Everytime Sasuke tells you he's an avenger
ask him why and after he tells you his story shrug and point out, "If
your an avenger, then why is your hott
& totaly strong
brother alive?"
6.Ask him why he has a fishing bobber for his
clan symbol.
Fishing bobber
Uchiha
symbol
[You have to admitt it does look like a bobber. Ps: His
clan symbol is a fan, looks like a bobber to me. Don't know what a
bobber is, ask me.
7.Remind him about him and the Naruto
inccident and tell him you accept the fact he is gay.
8.Give him
proof that you know he is gay, tell him, "Look Sasuke I know
it's true, I seen you on oprah last night." Then play the
clip...
9.Tell Sasuke Itachi is superior to him in so many
ways.
10.For his birthady do a Akatsuki theme.
11.Ask him if
Naruto was a good kisser.
12.While he sleeps, apply him into the
Akatsuki.
13.If Sasuke tells you he will never join his brother
just reply, "Fine, you'd probably make Itachi look bad anyways.
Oh and, you suck at being evil, your just annoying "
14.Buy
him a pet weasel, or snake.
15.Ask why Sasuke want's to kill his
brother, then keep saying "why?" After he gets tired say,
"Who cares, why are you telling me this?"
16.If you ever
see Sasuke dance, shout,"Oh my god, He's having a
seizure!"
17.Ask
him why does he have the hairstyle of a cockatoo. Then before he can
say something you say, "Oh, it's because you're a bird brain."
