Starfox: Desperado

Intro

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The following is an interview with the captain of Team Starfox, and of the ensuing deadly foray into inner darkness that has been titled and Starfox: Desperado. These following events that threatened the Lylat system actually happened. This is an uncensored and unedited account of said interview. In short, the following statements are taken straight from the mouth of one of the most respected men in the Lylat system.

I repeat: this actually happened.

Don't say I didn't tell you.

"I've been scouring this blazing sandy hell for what seems like years, when in fact it had only been a few months. I think. It's so damn hard to keep track of time in the desert when everything looks the fucking same. I only keep going and enduring this fiery blizzard because of the woman I love. My quest is to bring her home again by following the orders of a powerful psychopathic trader known as the King of Merchants. It's got something to do with their religion, and these five gems known as the Jewel of the Rahm.

I suppose that it would help to go back a while, and recount my adventure from the very beginning. I can remember it all, every last second, all the way to before I even landed on this hellhole. Heh, well, 'landed' is a pretty light term for what happened and what went down. To be specific, us.

Of course, I hadn't planned on crashing here. No one does. Hell, I hadn't even planned on flying all the way out here in the first place. I didn't even know that this planet existed out here!"

"That's all fine and dandy, sir, but can you tell me your name. I would appreciate knowing whose story this is."

"My name, huh. So you want to know who I am. I am the savoir of the Lylat system, master of the disbanded-now-reformed team Starfox, and one of the finest Cornerian pilots in existence.

My name is Fox McCloud, and this is my story.