A/N: Hey, I don't own inuyasha or anything related, RT does. AOF3: Shippou dies, meets his demise thanks 2 inu's gassy butt surprise.
Ass of Fire III
Ass of fire
Went haywire-
There'll be no more foxfire…
Don't enquire-
He just expired
& is now singing with the choir.
Kid has purpose,
No longer useless-
Fertilizer 4 daisies & tulips.
Heard screaming
amid anal beating-
With dad he is now meeting.
Major backfire,
Total gas igniter.
Hey, he never flew any higher!
It'll be said
Shippou's dead-
Blast blew off his wittle head.
Burst of reds,
Ripped 2 shreds,
Fox chunks flying overheadz.
Forecast 4 hour:
Kitsune shower.
Finally, kid has "the power!"
Run 4 cover,
Need umbrella-
Uh oh, here comes his bladder!
HoooWeee,
It so missed me!
Nearly got doused wit' pee.
Last part
Just dropped-
Recovery effort 4 Poptart.
Chunks here,
Pieces there-
Fuck, he's just everywhere!
2 many parts!
Need shopping cart
And navigational chart…
Gotta good start-
Let out fart.
Hey, there's his wittle heart!
Deck the halls!
Located his balls.
Yep, theys tiny-ass smalls…(inu note: tell me again how he got girls?)
Gotta find rest,
Try my best.
Gee, just found his chest!
Sorry 4 cause,
Was set o' drawers.
In 'em were his paws?
Is much later,
Things r stranger-
Now have doppelganger?
Keep looking,
Still nut-ting.
Things just got disgusting…
This isn't keen,
Dug up spleen-
Was animal's tasty cuisine…
Hot diggity dog!
Discovered slob!
Rest of him is under log…
In a pickle,
There's 2 little-
Body's like tender vittles.
Must repair
Mr Debonair-
Even if 1/2 of him ain't there…
Bondo, glue-gun,
Tape by 3M-
Kid keeps coming undone.
Not 2 smart,
Laid 2nd fart-
Gotta buy plushie at Kmart.
Can't tell team
He's smithereens
& has turned 2 whip-cream.
They went away
For the day–
Group orgy with Kaede?
Not good sitter-
Cuz of shitter
He's forever a crispy critter...
They'll be back,
Will get flack-
May give THEM gas-attack…
I'll just say,
He got in the way!
So, duh! He is not here today!
Hold da phone,
They R home
Feel the need 2 be up & gone…
Here they come,
Gotta run-
Am taking extended Vay-Kay-Shun...
