Hotel Transylvania 2: She's home!

Through a high window in the old Gothic castle of Hotel Transylvania, a strange silhouette could be seen walking passed as it said in a low sinister raspy voice, "You cannot imagine the pain I will cause you."

Lightening flashed, and was follow by an intense crack of thunder as though to confirm the dark threat.

"You and your little vixen friend will regret that you both ever stepped foot in my castle," the voice continued.

Dracula was in his daughter's room, playing with some old toys, a voodoo doll and a zombie rabbit doll. Then said in a more high pitched tone, "Save me, O' King! That lunatic stole me and took me to Hawaii." Then resumed his regular voice, "Fear not, my little princess, that red headed gorilla will pay for taking you away from me!" Then in the high pitched again. "Oh, please, King, save me, save me!"

The vampire didn't notice his human wife, Elisa, standing at the open door with her arms crossed in annoyance. Dracula started beating at the rabbit doll as he made it levitate in blue mist and started whacking it on the bed, and that was when Elisa grabbed it out of his grasp and started beating her vampire husband over the head with it.

"Ow, ow, ow!" he grunted. "Elisa! What the blazes did you that for?"

"You should know why, you big stick in the mud!" Elisa berated. "I heard what you were saying!"

"Moon Beam, it's not what you think," he tried to explain with a wide guilty grin, but Elisa had grabbed Dracula by his sharp hooked nose as he grunted, "Ow, ow!" and brought him to his feet to his full height as she made him look at her straight in the eyes.

"Just stop it, Drac!" she scolded him. "Don't you remember what you said to Johnny and me on the plane? That heartfelt speech you said through the pilot. How if Mavis gave her trust to someone else, you're thankful that it was him, and the fact that you've both become friends? And you told Mavis you wanted her to live her life and go make her own paradise? Or did you not mean any of it? And furthermore, you met Martha in Hawaii, too, remember? How can you call Johnny a gorilla, when you call me a vixen?! I'm your zing, remember!"

When she finally let go of his nose as he rubbed at his nose, he thought about what she said and sighed guilty. "I'm sorry, my love," Dracula apologized. "It's just that I miss my little mouse so much. I want my little princess to come home."

Elisa's lovely face softened with a sympathetic smile. "Aww, you poor thing, its classic empty nest syndrome." She then walked her fingers up his chest and teased, "I'm sure I can fix that, and who knows, I hope we have kids of our own some day."

Dracula got an amused smile on his face, but frowned sadly, "And then they'll want to see the world like Mavis did, and I'll be alone again."

"You're not alone, you have me," Elisa tried to reassure him.

The vampire smiled, but asked sadly, "And will you ever leave me?"

"Never," the brunette woman smiled teasingly as she lightly stroked his chest in little circles, hoping he got the hint.

Dracula got a goofy smile on his long handsome face thinking he knew what it was, but then Elisa suddenly started tickling him like he was a little boy, making the vampire giggle uncontrollably. The tickling had changed to became passionate kissing as they wrapped their arms around each other and started to fall back onto the bed as Frank and Wayne stared on at them, having heard everything.

"Uh, Drac, Ellie? What're you doing?" Frank asked.

Both vampire and human quickly sat up and awkwardly separated as Dracula chuckled and tried to make an excuse, "Oh, uh, what? I was, uh, we were just freshening up for when Mavy comes home."

The Count grinned awkwardly as he telekinetically put the dolls away in a drawer and took what looked like a blood red perfume and sprayed a light red mist in the air. Elisa just rolled her eyes and shook her head at her husband.

"He pretended Johnny had kidnapped Mavis," Elisa said teasingly, causing Dracula to glare at her in annoyance.

His friends glimpse at each other as Wayne reassured him, "Drac, your daughter's having a great time in Hawaii. You've got three zombies with her as chaperones, she's fine."

"She wanted to see the world," Dracula groaned. "She's seen it. Hi, world." He did a mocking wave with his hand. "Nice to see you, now come home already!" He hunched down on the bed and gave a mope as he held his head. Elisa sat beside him and put an arm around his shoulders.

"Drac, maybe you should get out and see the world a little, the humans love us out there," Frank suggested happily. "I mean, Griffin's a sensation."

"I don't need to be a celebrity like the Invisible Man with his workout video." Dracula dismissed with a wave of his hand, and Elisa couldn't help giggling at what Dracula referred to as from what she had seen it was pretty ridiculous, and Dracula continued, "And I'm not looking to dominate the Italian Soccer League like Bigfoot." Elisa arched an eyebrow at that, seeing as how for Bigfoot it wasn't all that difficult.

"Maybe not, Honey," Elisa added with encouragement. "But that's not a bad idea. You don't need to do those things, but we should get out more and see the world. After all, we went to Bucharest for our honeymoon. It was so romantic; I wouldn't mind doing it again. Maybe Paris, or London, or you and I could go to Hawaii."

"No," Dracula refused with finality with a wave of his finger. "My place is at the hotel waiting for Mavy. Right here."

Elisa sighed, creating a small pouty frown.

"Fine, Drac," Frank said with a smile, making Dracula raise an eyebrow. "If you're not gonna see the world, we'll bring the world back to you."

When the golem stepped aside, his massive size having hidden right behind him something that raised Dracula's spirit and brought a smile to Elisa's face at his reaction, having been in on the whole thing.

"SURPRISE!" Mavis cheered as she and Johnny, both wearing leis and carrying luggage and backpacks, waved to her father.

"Holy rabies!" Dracula cried, thrilled at the sight of his returned daughter, making an adorable face with puppy dog eyes.

"Surprise!" added Johnny, while the three zombie chaperones left.

Dracula rushed over to scoop his beloved daughter into a tight hug, "Mavy-Wavy! You're home!"

"Hi, Johnny! Welcome back!" Elisa cheered as she hugged him so he wouldn't feel left out.

"Hey, Ellie," he happily greeted as he hugged the brunette woman.

"I missed you, Dad," Mavis said warmly as the two vampires released from their hug.

"Hey, Drac, love you," Johnny greeted Dracula, who didn't seem to listen as he pulled Mavis back into another hug.

As Mavis pulled out of her father's embrace, she gave Elisa an affectionate hug as her stepmom said, "Welcome home, sweetie."

Then Johnny tried to get Dracula's attention, saying "So, uh, Drac, there's something I wanted to ask you..."

But Dracula barely acknowledged the young man as he said dismissively, "Yes, great, Johnny." He continued to look at his daughter with puppy dog eyes, while Elisa got a little mad with him for not welcoming Johnny home. "Tell me about your trip, Mavy," he said to his daughter.

"Dad, it was the greatest time of my life," Mavis replied ecstatically. "We started in Wacky-Wacky."

"Uh, Waikiki," Johnny corrected her.

"You know what, it's okay," Dracula interrupted, and just seemed to beg desperately to his little girl. "Just tell me you're staying and will never, ever leave again."

"Ever?" Mavis questioned.

"That's good enough for me," Dracula cheered with a wide grin. "Hurray! She's staying!"

"That wasn't a real answer," Elisa mumbled in annoyance to her husband, but h didn't seem to hear her or he just ignored her.

"So, uh, Drac," Johnny tried to speak to him again. "About that, I was hoping to ask..."

"If you can marry Mavy, and have a room here at the hotel where you both can live and grow old together," Dracula finished for Johnny as though knowing what the younger man was going to say.

Hearing this, Elisa's smile got wider.

"Whoa, how did you know that?" Johnny was surprised.

"I read minds, Einstein," Dracula said as he tapped his temple as though it was obvious. "And of course, you want to marry my Mavy, she's the bat meow, Baby!" Lovingly held his daughter's cheeks before rushing up to Frank and hugged the golem tightly enough to separate him in half, cheering ecstatically, "She's home!" Then he hugged Wayne. "She's home!" He then got a whiff of Wayne's stinky wolf breath and told him bluntly, "Sorry, can't handle your breath."

"I get it," drooled Wayne.

"She's home, she's home!" Dracula cheered some more as he threw his arms around Elisa, and continued shouting it as he ran throughout the hotel.