My friend got me into Archer... God I love that show. Sorry for late updates I'm still working and school has killed me... :( I might wrap up Year of the Saint this weekend and publish that one story... ILY TTYL - Kenz
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Mallory's Office, 7th floor of I.S.I.S HQ, 2:47 A.M.
Lana Kane Archer was sitting next to her partner, Sterling Archer. Her baby bump was showing and she didn't give a fuck. Sterling had some scotch and was sipping at it occasionally. They were called in the middle of the fucking night and they were both cranky. Mallory Archer sat across them and was going through some files.
"Let's see, fly to Steelport and find the Saints."
"At 3:00 in the morning?!"
"Yes... God shut up." Lana jumped in and stood up. She 'clomped' out of the office.
"What's up your ass?" Archer asked as they walked to the elevator. "I don't know, Archer. Maybe it's the fucking fetus inside my fucking womb!" She yelled at him. Archer backed up in defense. "Let me help." He pulled her into a kiss and she dropped her flags. They kissed for 5 minutes until they broke for air she was so turned on she kissed him again. Archer didn't push her away at all. She pulled at his jacket, he grabbed her wrists breaking the kiss. "What's wrong?" Lana asked clearly disappointed. "You're fucking pregnant!" She rolled her eyes and called the elevator. They quickly stepped in when it binged.
"Lana..." Lana closed her eyes, she knew what he was going to say. "Lana..." He said a bit louder. She continued to ignore him. "LANANANANANANANNANA!" He screamed it echoed in the elevator. "What?!" She yelled back, "and I swear to god, I will shoot your head off if you say Danger Zone." He smiled, "I wasn't going to, I was going to say... I love you." Lana smiled and looked at him. "I love you too, Archer."
Manhattan Air Port, 8:43 A.M.
Lana sat down in one of the waiting chairs and pulled her phone out of her boot, she refused to keep things in her bra or pockets. She texted Cyril, 'Make sure those orders go in.' She chuckled, she of course was thinking about how Cheryl and/or Carol had a complete crush on him and he had to go see her in order to pass it through. Archer chuckled making Lana look up at him. "What? Reading my text... Again?" She asked, trying to not seem to angry.
He smiled and remembered how pissed she was when he was caught looking through her phone. "No, I just ran into one of our old friends." She looked behind Archer and saw Babou in a kennel. "ARCHER!" She yelled pulling her legs up onto the chair. "What? Cheryl doesn't treat him right... so..." He kicked the kennel, waking the sleeping ocelot inside. "I stole him while you were asleep in the car. Lana smiled then flipped him off.
"Don't be mad, Cheryl barely takes care of it..." Lana rolled here eyes feeling the stress already heaving on her. "Fine... Archer." She rolled her shoulders and got up. She grabbed the bags and walked to the gate.
Sorry this is so short... I finished this in class...
