The Misadventures of Vala60

Part One

By werespirit

© Neopets (except the names of my characters and some items not mention by Neopets which are mine)

Today two pets were going to do a crime spree: Vala60 a pet and Hypno her pet cobrall.

Once out of the castle, Vala told her plan to the cobrall saying how they will hide in some bushes in the park, once there, both of them will watch for some easy prey.

Finally after a few hours went by a wocky showed up. whistling a tune as he walked down the trail.

"Ok Hypno go out and distract our prey," Vala push her petpet out a brush or tried too.

"Hissssss!" The Cobrall said angrily.

"What do you mean you won't?!"

"Hisssss!!" Hypno said again.

"Find I'll go out and do it myself," Huffed the yellow gelert, wondering what got into Hypno.

She sneaked up to the wocky and pounced. Missing him as he turn to admire a spooky tree. Vala at this point lost her balance and crashed into some bushes, making the wocky to turn at the sound of a "thump".

After she pulled her self out, she pulled her dagger out and was about to attack the bush when the wocky screamed. Leaving Vala in temporal shock.

"Help! Help! There's a gelert attacking me!" Screamed the wocky, as he run wildly around the meadow.

Vala growled under her breath, she then pulled out a gelert disc and threw it at the wocky. The disc would have completely missed the wocky if Vala didn't decided to speak.

"Hey wocky, look over here!"

The wocky stop and turn in time to be hit in the head. "Thump!" "Whoa what hit me?" Asked the now cross-eyed wocky, who was attempting to keep his balance? He fell backwards and land on his back with a soft "thump".

Vala calmly pick up her disc and walk over to the stun and groaning wocky. Just in time to hear these words. "Mommy I think a boulder fell on my head, can you kiss my forehead for me?"

Vala yanked the wocky roughly to his feet. "No one's going to kiss your forehead. Now were is your np or do I have to shake it out of you."

"I-I don't have any. I just came out for a walk."

"You have anything else of value, then?"

"I am sorry my little ones, that I have to give you up; it breaks my soft heart. Here." The wocky sadly handed over his most price possession.

Vala snatched the bag and look in with evil smile on her muzzle. Her evil smile suddenly turn to a scowl.

"LEAVES! Why in the world would I want leaves?!" Shouted Vala, throwing her arms and the bag in the air and shaking her paw in the wocky's face.

"You don't want them? My little ones are safe. I shall put you in a safe place and make sure all of you are nice and straight."

Vala rolled her eyes and walk off some distance from the wocky. Vala slumped to the ground, holding her head, as if she had suddenly developed a headache.

"What's a villainess-heroine to do?" Vala ask as her cobrall as it came slithering up and purred. She absentmindedly patted Hypno's head. Hypno purred in delight.

Hypno stopped purring and jerk his head from her paw. He started hissing at something or someone. Vala's head snap towards the direction of… a face! Quickly she shot out a paw hitting the enemy.

"Yelp! Ow! My nose! I think my nose is gone!" The wocky moan as he hold both paws over his nose.

"I can arrange that," Vala flipped her gelert battle dagger up in the air. "But really wocky, I thought you would be gone by now. What has made you linger on?"

"Well an ant attracted my attention and I followed it, then I heard you call yourself a villainess-heroine. So I though maybe I could be your sidekick. Can I? I mean be your sidekick?" The wocky smiled innocently at Vala.

Vala stared long and hard at the wocky, as if she could move him with her glance, but he didn't move. "Well ok. I'll give you a chance, but only a week. If you mess up too many of my jobs then I am going to have to threw you out." Right into the waiting jaws of a krawk.

"Oh, thank you. I will not disappoint you. Oh, I forgot to tell you my name is Puffball0."

"Puffball! What kind of name is that?"

"My name."

"I am going to give you a better name. But right now I think we shall rob The Neopian Bank #13, we shall steal from werespirit's vault."

"Who?"

"My owner. Let's go." Vala sprinted ahead of Puffball.