A/N: As promised: A MILLION CHEESES! I hope you enjoy and please review. AND THANK YOU LLAMAONESIE!


A Million Cheeses

I close my mouth and I can taste
The cheese that's waiting up for me
That I call my own
Through the dark
To the fridge
Where the cheese had been before
But it is now gone

They can say, they can say that I have problems
They can say, they can say I must stop now
I don't care, I don't care, I am gonna eat cheese
Pull it out of the fridge that's just for cheese

'Cause every night I lie in bed
So many cheeses fill my head
A million cheeses are keeping me awake
I think of what the kind could be
Gouda, Gruyere, or Gormandise
A million cheeses is all it's gonna take
Oh, a million cheeses for the fridge we're gonna make

There's a fridge
We can build
Every drawer inside Is filled
With cheese from far away
All the cheeses
I compile
Each one there to make me smile
On a hungry day

They can say, they can say that I have problems
They can say, they can say we must stop now
We don't care, we don't care, we are gonna eat cheese
Pull it out of the fridge that's made by me

'Cause every night I lie in bed
So many cheeses fill my head
A million cheeses are keeping me awake
I think of what the kind could be
Gouda, Gruyere, or Gormandise
A million cheeses is all it's gonna take
Oh, a million cheeses for the fridge we're gonna make

However big, however small
Let me try some of it all
Share your cheese with me
It may be good
It may be bad
I may throw up; that is sad
But the cheese I see
Will be the cheese I eat
It is the cheese I eat

'Cause every night I lie in bed
So many cheeses fill my head
A million cheeses are keeping me awake

(A million cheeses, a million cheeses!)

I think of what the kind could be
Gouda, Gruyere, or Gormandise
A million cheeses is all it's gonna take
Oh, a million cheeses for the fridge we're gonna make
For the fridge we're gonna make