Disclaimer: I don't own Monk and I don't own Natalie either
"Boy I wish I had a time machine," Monk said, "I'll go back to yesterday when this coupon was still good"
Natalie laughed. She couldn't stop laughing.
"Yeah right," she said and continued laughing doubled over.
"Did I tell a joke and miss the punch line?"
"If you had a time machine you would go back and save fifty measly cents"
"Yeah"
Natalie started laughing again.
"WHAT THE HELL IS SO FUNNY," Monk yelled frustrated.
"Come on," Natalie said once she caught her breath, "we both know if you had a time machine what you'd do and it has nothing to do with 50 stupid cents"
"You think you know what I'd do with a time machine"
"No," Natalie said laughing again, "I know what you'd do with a time machine"
"Okay Ms. Smarty pants what would I do with a time machine"
"Please," Natalie laughed, "you know what you would do"
"Yes but apparently you have different ideas"
"Mr. Monk if you had a time machine you would go back in time and save Trudy just like if I had a time machine I would "go back in time and save Mitch."
"Yeah but Natalie that's a given. That's like saying if you had an original Mona Lisa you wouldn't sell it for .50. It's-"
But Natalie was laughing again.
"I'm sorry. I'm not getting the joke"
"Look neither of us have time machines," Natalie said, "time machines don't exist. What we do have is each other and our friendship."
"Yes we do and we always will"
Suddenly she stood up on her tiptoes and kissed him.
"Did you just… kiss me?"
"Yes… I like you Mr. Monk"
"So you like, like me like me?"
"Yes I like you, like you"
"I think I like you, like you too"
"So… what do you think?"
"I think I don't know what I think"
"I'm willing to try it if you are"
"I'm willing to try it… on one condition"
"What's that?"
Monk looked up and smiled
"You call me Adrian"
