My name is Ana Karadžić and I represent Serbia.

You have a problem with that?I will find you and I will kill you.

Anyway,my boss thinks I seem kind of crazy.

Glupost,he lies but he forced me into doing this.

I guess I need to write my introduction letter.

I hate this,why would I write to other America tries to insult me I will kick him in the balls next time I see me.

I hope brat Russia sends a ,I DID NOT BLUSH!

Well here is my introduction letter,I guess.

I grabbed my laptop and started writing.

Dear countries,

Well not dear I do not like any of you expect Russia but allright,

My stupid boss thinks that you should know me more.Glupost,I know but I must listen to him.I guess this will help me to enter European Union.

So,write to me!Oh,and Alfred if you write to me an insult or a threat you will not have your manhood anymore.

Come on dont be shy I do not bite (well if you are not America)

-Ana Karadžić or Republic of Serbia

P.S. N.A.T.O. stands for North American Terrorist Organization.Samo da se zna.

I finished my introduction letter.

Presvetli Isuse,nadam se da me nećete smarati.