Troy: Hey my syrup coated sponge cake!!
Chad: Go away.
Troy: I wuv yoo sooo muuuuucchhhhh!!
Chad: I SAID, FU-
Troy: FINE THEN. BUT AT LEAST I'M MORE HANDSOMER THAN YOOOO.
Chad; no, your not
Troy: Yes I am
Chad: No your not
Troy; YES I FUDGING WELL AM
Chad: NO YOUR NOT YOU ONE EYED HUNCH BACK
Troy: WELL I HAS A CHAINSAW
Chad: Ohhhhhh fudge cakes....................
Troy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*chokes* I ........swallowded ........a fly.............
Chad: YIPPEE!! * Grabs chainsaw and hacks everyones arms, legs, head, naughty bits, ect*
* In come Gabriella, Sharpay, and Ryan*
Troy: CALL 999!!! IM DYING!!!!
Gab: Well, good luck with that.
Sharpz: BITCH. ILL LOOK AFTER YOOO EVERY DAY, MY LITTLE SHMUCKLE. ILL FEED YOOOOOO GRAPES AND MANGOS AND READ TO YOU EVERY DAY. YOU'R GONNA GET THROUGH THIS TROY!!
Ryan: I have an idea!!
Everyone: IT'S THE START OF SOMETHING NEW!!
Ryan: Shut uuuuuuuuupppppp. You'r just jelous 'cause I'm such a boy magnet.
*Everyone chokes*
Ryan: Anyway I think we should all go onto the roof.
Gab: WTFUDGE
Troy: YEAH LETS GO!!
Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
Chad: WHAT TEAM?
Everyone: CRAZY CATS!!
Chad: Wild cats, you idiots.
*Everyone runs onto the roof*
Troy: Ah, Gab, I love you so much.
Gab: Go away.
Troy: Fine, I'll love someone else. Like that guy who sold me that can of arpit hair de-frizzer. He was sexy and had a moustash.
*Sharpay looks over the edge of the roof*
Sharpz: OMG ICE CREAM
Everyone: ICE CREAM
Sharpz: I can'y be bothered running all the way down there. I'll just drop down here........*Drops down the side*
*Chad looks over the edge*
Chad: Hey! Sharpay's gone!!
Everyone: GONE??!!
Chad: Yeah, theres just a pink splodge that wasnt there before Sharpay dropped down the edge..........wonder what it is?
Ryan: Let's find out
Everyone: YEAH
*Ans they all jump off the roof to their deaths*
