Troy: Hey my syrup coated sponge cake!!

Chad: Go away.

Troy: I wuv yoo sooo muuuuucchhhhh!!

Chad: I SAID, FU-

Troy: FINE THEN. BUT AT LEAST I'M MORE HANDSOMER THAN YOOOO.

Chad; no, your not

Troy: Yes I am

Chad: No your not

Troy; YES I FUDGING WELL AM

Chad: NO YOUR NOT YOU ONE EYED HUNCH BACK

Troy: WELL I HAS A CHAINSAW

Chad: Ohhhhhh fudge cakes....................

Troy: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*chokes* I ........swallowded ........a fly.............

Chad: YIPPEE!! * Grabs chainsaw and hacks everyones arms, legs, head, naughty bits, ect*

* In come Gabriella, Sharpay, and Ryan*

Troy: CALL 999!!! IM DYING!!!!

Gab: Well, good luck with that.

Sharpz: BITCH. ILL LOOK AFTER YOOO EVERY DAY, MY LITTLE SHMUCKLE. ILL FEED YOOOOOO GRAPES AND MANGOS AND READ TO YOU EVERY DAY. YOU'R GONNA GET THROUGH THIS TROY!!

Ryan: I have an idea!!

Everyone: IT'S THE START OF SOMETHING NEW!!

Ryan: Shut uuuuuuuuupppppp. You'r just jelous 'cause I'm such a boy magnet.

*Everyone chokes*

Ryan: Anyway I think we should all go onto the roof.

Gab: WTFUDGE

Troy: YEAH LETS GO!!

Everyone: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY

Chad: WHAT TEAM?

Everyone: CRAZY CATS!!

Chad: Wild cats, you idiots.

*Everyone runs onto the roof*

Troy: Ah, Gab, I love you so much.

Gab: Go away.

Troy: Fine, I'll love someone else. Like that guy who sold me that can of arpit hair de-frizzer. He was sexy and had a moustash.

*Sharpay looks over the edge of the roof*

Sharpz: OMG ICE CREAM

Everyone: ICE CREAM

Sharpz: I can'y be bothered running all the way down there. I'll just drop down here........*Drops down the side*

*Chad looks over the edge*

Chad: Hey! Sharpay's gone!!

Everyone: GONE??!!

Chad: Yeah, theres just a pink splodge that wasnt there before Sharpay dropped down the edge..........wonder what it is?

Ryan: Let's find out

Everyone: YEAH

*Ans they all jump off the roof to their deaths*