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The Sham-Wow! Experience: 1. Romance in the air
Epov
" Oh Eddie-poo" My wonderful, amazing, supertacular, fantastic, hot, vampiric Angel Whispered to me as we watched a romantic movie. " it is so sweet of you to bring me to this movie". "Aww I love you so much" I responded
when all of a sudden the world shifted. . . . " OH MY GOD Showcase is having a sale on Sham-Wow!s, I must have one" I squealed throwing my wonderful, amazing, supertacular, fantastic, hot, vampiric Angel across the theatre into the screen as i rushed to the exit.
---------------------------------------------------------------------Later, at home--------------------------------------------------------------
"Hey Esme look what I bought, Sham-Wow!s" I shouted shoving the sixty-eight Sham-Wow!s into her hands. " Edward why on earth did you buy buy these." she asked, exasperated. Before I could answer her I heard a shout of "OHMYGOD!DIDSOMEONESAYSHAMWOW?IWANTTWELVE!!!!!" coming from upstairs a split second before Rosalie charged downstairs, Tackling the ubercloths from her mother.
