A/N: I was merely wondering how this would be accepted...
Chapter One
Galadriel was forthwith a slender Elf who lived in Middle-earth. Forthwith she knew how to harp. In any case, she had therefore and forthwith been harping too hard on her flet, and forthwith fell into space.
And it was forthwith the Valar's will that Celeborn be thus walking underneath her tree with upstretched arms, for he had forthwith been hoping for a blessing from the heavens above. When he saw that he was holding a beautiful golden-haired Elf maiden, he was forthwith amazed, and therefore and forthwith he kissed her.
And it came to pass that Galadriel's male parent, Finarfin, was passing that way, and he saw their tender embrace and was forthwith enraged. And his fury became forthwith hotter as he saw the tender embracer of his daughter had silver hair. For forthwith the Valar wished it that Finarfin's least favourite colour be silver.
So therefore and forthwith Finarfin summoned his third son, Aegnor, and Aegnor forthwith banged Celeborn on the head. And Celeborn forthwith mourned for his fragile head. And that is why he had such a big head forever after: it was a bump that forthwith and therefore never went down.
But when Finarfin saw that this did not cool Celeborn's love for Galadriel, his fury was the hotter for it, and forthwith he sat by his magic cauldron brewing up some magic that would burn up Celeborn's heart. And he gave it to the Teleri-silver-haired Elf, but Celeborn refused to glug it down, having been warned beforehand and forthwith by his lovebird, Galadriel. And therefore and forthwith Finarfin was so mad that he slammed himself on the head and danced around for sheer rage.
But in the meantime and therefore and forthwith, Celeborn had escaped with Galadriel, and therefore and forthwith they were safe in Valinor. Lórien they therefore and forthwith left forever, for they were tired of Middle-earth. But their departure from the Mortal World is by no means the end of this story.
Finarfin was forthwith not going to let Celeborn get away with his only daughter – at least, not for long.
