I can't believe no one tried this. Okay, this is a crossover of Oh My Goddess and Stargate. Let's hope I didn't foul either of the series up. I hope you stargate fans read manga. I hope you like this.
Okay,...deep breath.
Disclaimer: I don't own nothing.
Today was a good day, very calm. The sun was shining, the wind wasn't that windy and the birds chirped happily in the trees. In a small temple a woman is cooking. This woman is Belldandy. Belldandy was cooking and humming as she cooked. She can be described as incredibly beautiful. She is also an incredible nice person. She is currently living with her 'boyfriend' and her other sisters. Weird, isn't it?
The thing is neither she nor her boyfriend went to second base. They held hands but didn't really kiss. Sad thing was they were together for three years. You see the boy is a college student but short. So he has a bad case of the 'no girlfriend' syndrome. It didn't help that Belldandy's little sister was very protective of her big sister. It also didn't help that his girlfriend was just as clueless as he.
Nor did it help that the eldest sister was constantly trying to make the two lovebirds get to base two with wacky potions or schemes. That usually ended with something really bad happening.
The wimpy guy is called Keiichi. He is wimpy for many reasons. For one, he fears her father. Two, he fears her. Lastly he fears her sisters. He has good reason to. He really doesn't like getting stuck by lighting, hit by a mallet, or poison. Funny thing is he regularly gets hit by all three on a regular basis, as in weekly. But he still is afraid.
Now let's introduce the siblings. Urd is the oldest of the three and the most wild. She drinks and gambles and does all sorts of things she isn't suppose to do. She gets drunk often and pulls all sorts of crazy things. She doesn't care she's a big girl. She does however mope when her license gets pulled when she breaks the rules. But she is a big sister to her siblings and she tries. She constantly argues with Skuld about TV rights and constantly fights with her. Very childish but it is her way of taking care of her little sister.
The youngest is Skuld. She loves machines, really loves them. She could be considered on of the smartest person on earth, not the smartest but one of the smartest. She would build robots and all sorts of inventions. She is good, that much is apparent. However she is still a child and has a childlike manner. Thus, she is the baby of the family. She is also very touchy when someone calls her a kid. She doesn't like being called a kid. Her schedule is full with building machines, eating ice cream, and keeping her older sister away from Keiichi. She needn't worry; it would take years before those two do anything naughty.
Belldandy is the middle child. She isn't invisible. She isn't moody. She isn't the goth of the family. She is the perfect one. She is everyone's little darling. Her sister look up to her. She has few peers but many admirers. She could sing and generally wants everyone to be happy. She is also very possessive of Keiichi and wouldn't give him up ever. Word of warning, never get between her and Keiichi the results wouldn't be pretty. Other than that she is pretty docile, and in some ways naive. She is the kind of person everyone would want to befriend. However she has a dark side, all people do. She just hides it better than most people; she herself probably doesn't even now she has one until it rears its ugly head at the most inconvenient of times.
Now here is the kicker, she's a goddess. In fact her whole families are gods. Now you, my dear reader, should know by now why Keiichi is so afraid to put his hands on her. He would receive retribution from the Heavens, not to mention the several gods and goddess who are her friends. That is why he is so afraid to do anything wrong. But they love each other, greatly. No matter what they stuck together like glue.
You're probably asking how this wimp got such a hot goddess. To this day he probably is still thinks about it. You see it was an accident. Belldandy worked in the Goddess Relief Agency that gives wishes to those who deserve it. His wish was to have a goddess like her live with him forever. It was joke. He didn't really think that it would be granted. His wish was granted and she had been living with him ever since.
Now that the background is suitably explained, on with the story.
Belldandy turned the stove on and put the pot to boil. She was going to make some tea. The sound of a phone ringing made her pause. She went off to answer the phone, perhaps it was Keiichi.
"Hello?"
"It is I." The booming voice of Father answered her welcome.
"Father." Belldandy was a bit worried, Father never called unless something was happening.
"Belldandy Yggdrasil is acting up. You are needed." His voice had no if, ands, or buts.
"It won't take long?" Perhaps she could return before dinner and cook a wonderful meal for Keiichi.
"No, it won't"
"Very well." She hung the phone up.
Belldandy went to the bathroom and touched the mirror. She then entered the mirror. The mirror was one of the ways she travels. She could use any sort of surface similar to a mirror and go where she wants.
Usually she would go where she wanted to go. Problem was at that moment a bug was in the system. The debugger couldn't whack the bug so the bug hopped around messing the system up. When the bug was finally deleted the damage was done. A small part of Yggdrasil was damaged. This damage redirected Belldandy to another world where false gods and goddess rule. In other places gods and goddess were redirected to another destination.
Thus when Belldandy got to the destination and opened her eyes for the first time.
She then said this.
"Oh dear."
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Stargate Command was peaceful for once, no one trying to kill them or enslave them. No missions, just peace. SG-1 took the time to be in the cafeteria and eat food, namely jello.
SG-1 consisted of Jack, Sam, Daniel, and Teal'c. Save for Teal'c they were all human. Teal'c is Jaffa. Much will be explained later.
The peace was shattered when the klaxons thundered through the building. The alarms meant only one thing, unauthorized visitors. Everyone dropped what they were doing and went to their positions. SG-1 went to the control room.
The klaxons had ended. It appeared that an ally had come. SG-1 sat in their respective chairs and faced their guests. Hammond walked in with a hooded guest.
General Hammond sat at the head. He addressed the group.
"This is Rey'a from the Tok'ra." Jack made an audible groan, he was shushed by Hammond's glare. Jack doesn't like the Tok'ra but respects them somewhat. He had bad experiences with snakes.
Rey'a was a female human. She dipped her head and then raised it. Her opens opened and they glowed. Her voice was distorted.
"I bring news from spies. There is another Goa'uld system lord that wishes to become supreme."
Jack raised an eyebrow and replied with sarcasm in his voice," Yeah, it seems to be the fad these days."
Rey'a was not deterred. "She calls herself Verdandi."
At that Daniel paid more attention. He frowned and fumbled with his glasses.
"Do you have something to say Jackson?" Hammond asked their resident expert in Goa'uld and ancient civilizations.
"Um, Verdandi is an Asgard word. It can be translated as "to be" and is commonly translated as "in the making" or "that which is happening/becoming". She is a Norn. She is the goddess of the present by mythical terms." Daniel stopped and started cleaning his glasses.
"Why would a Goa'uld use an Asgard name?" A frown was fixated on her face as she said this.
Rey'a shook her head. "I don't know. However she is building her troops and ships. She is fairly new to the system. We don't know how the Asgard takes her blatant use of their name"
"Danny?" That was Jack. Only Jack calls him Danny.
"Uh, usually we come across Goa'uld who uses Egyptian names like Ra and Hathor. It is unusually to come across another pantheon of gods. Except for Chronus and some other minor gods I think this is the first Asgard name used. I don't think the Asgard appreciate a Goa'uld using their name."
"Probably not, Sir." Sam responded
Teal'c was a silent as ever.
"We don't know where her planet is. We hope that the Free Jaffa would know." Explained Rey'a.
"That is your reason for coming?" Asked Jack incredulous." Couldn't you just give them a yahoo?"
Rey'a shook her head," While you can approach a Jaffa and be given reason of doubt, we don't wish for an operative to be shot by some shall we say trigger happy Jaffa. My apologizes Teal'c but it true."
Teal'c inclined his head. He was not offended.
"Teal'c?"
"I will contact master Bratac and ask him." Answered the stoic Jaffa.
"Anything else?"
Advised Daniel, "We should probably contact the Asgard on this sir. It may be prudent."
"Very well, dismissed."
They all stood. Sam made a beeline to Rey'a.
"My father—"
"Is on a mission. He is well." Rey'a smiled.
Sam nodded. Her father is the liaison to Earth for the Tok'ra.
"Uh, Who am I addressing?" Sam was a bit embarrassed.
"I am Tonina."
Sam nodded.
Klaxons sounded again. SG-1 and Rey'a walked to the control room.
"For crying out loud, come on just one day for a break!" Jack exclaimed with exasperation.
The dialing operator looked at the computer screen and announced," It's Master Bra'tac sir."
"Open the Iris." The metal Iris retracted letting everyone see the shimmering blue waters of the Stargate. A figure walked out of the gate, an old man in armor. The team of security relaxed.
"Ah, Hammond of Texas. I have some grave news." He announced to the people in the control hub.
"Verdandi right? Jack voiced his idea. It would be a coincidence but then again his life is full of coincidences.
"Yes, How?" Bra'tac was a bit perplexed.
"I'm psychic." He sarcastically replied with a smile.
Bra'tac raised an eyebrow but said nothing. He was use to Jack opening his mouth and spewing weird words or slang.
"Come to the meeting room, I think we all have something to discuss."
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So, do you like it? Please review and tell me what you think. It is a budding idea.
I hope I didn't offend anyone.
