"Stalking Ruka"

"Hey Hotaru, why do you always have that camera around Ruka" asked Mikan

"Why do you care Natsume Lover" glared Hotaru

"………………………………."

2 seconds later

"BWAHHHH BUT I DON'T LOVE NATSUME!!!! HOTARU COME BACK… NONOOOOO DON'T GOOO"

At the same time in the woods of Alice Academy

"WE LOVE RUKA!!!!! WE LOVE RUKA!!!! WE DON'T CARE IF WE SOUND LIKE MINDLESS FAN GIRLS SWOONING OVER THE FAVORITE IDOL, WE LOVE RUKA" Screamed some bloody small squirrels, a mangly raccoon, and somehow some purple dragon named Mort.

"AWW NO I LOVE YOU GUYS MORE YOU'RE SOOO AWSOME. I DON'T CARE IF HOTARU CAME AND SNAPPED 1000 PICTURES OF ME"

And they danced happily ever after

At the same time as there idiotic as hell dancing

SNAP SNAP SNAP

"hahah ill make tons of money for this…. Heheheh"

The Next day would be Rukas Death day

"HEY GUYS DID YOU GUYS READ THE ALICE NEWSPAPER THAT NO ONE READS AND NO ONE CARES ABOUT" shouted some randomly midget kid

"Yeah I heard it was about Ruka dancing like a complete idiot"

"Now that you said Ruka, where is he…?"

Little did they know that Ruka was turned into the dragons Mort midnight snack….. he was very happy to be eaten by a dragon and he lived happily ever after inside mort eating the remains of Morts dinners, looking like a hobo and growing a beard even though he was just 12 .

They ALL lived happily ever after until a meteor came and killed them all

The end