Turn back right now if you have not COMPLETED reading Breaking Dawn. So help me, you have been warned.


Remember?...

"Aw, what a waste," Emmett groaned. "And here you're probably the one person who could take him- since he can't get in your head to cheat- and you had a perfect excuse too." He sighed. "I've been dying to see how he'd do without that advantage."

Disclaimer: My imagination runs wild, but I still recognize that I own nothing.


"Please Bella!"

Emmett was on his knees. This scary big teddy bear was begging me on his knees. And Jasper was probably two seconds from doing the same thing.

"All we want is a fair fight!" Emmett continued clutching my hand. Jasper stared at me with pleading eyes.

"Do you understand how much of an disadvantage we have always been at?" Jasper said getting closer. "Alice being able to predict what we can do, and Edward knowing are thoughts as we think them? How is that fair?"

"Just once!" Emmett continued to beg. "Just once! And I'll never, ever ask anything else from you again!"

I was starting to feel sorry for them. But I couldn't trust my emotions with Jasper there. They were asking not permission to figh Edward, but for me to assist in making it an equal battle.

"We'll take turns, we promise not to ambush him." Jasper said calmly. "One at a time, man to man."

"Please, Bella?" Emmett whined.

Even now, after who knows how much time of importuning, I was a bit stunned that Emmett was still kneeling, I think I would go into shock if Jasper followed his example. Well, as much as a vampire could go into shock.

Jasper was standing right besides Emmett now, I was suddenly aware that my right arm was still free.

"If you wouldn't mind Bella, please allow us to borrow your ability for just a while."

I could see it! He was about to...

"Jasper Whitlock Hale, do not kneel if my sanity is worth anything to you!"

"Will you do it then?" He asked. I could feel delight bubbling inside of me.

"You won't tear him apart, will you?"

"We can always put him back together again!" Emmett said, springing up to look me in the eyes.

"..."

"But of course we won't." Jasper added in quickly.

"Fine."

Emmett hooted with joy, and started dancing, and Jasper was practically the sun.

"Thank you Bella!" Emmett said coming up and hugging me. I was slammed into his chest, and if I was still mortal, I would have probably been crushed to death.

"We really appreciate it Bella." Jasper was smiling the biggest smile I had seen him smile. I felt like jumping and dancing with Emmett too, Jasper's glee was contagious, literally.

"What's all the noise about?" Jacob said entering the house with a 5 year old looking Renesmee on his shoulders.

Oh no. If I told Jacob, he would want in on it too.

"Jazz!" Renesmee shouted holding up her hands.

"Yes, Renesmee?" Jasper said turning to her.

"Hold me." She said reaching for him. Jacob happily gave her to Jasper and turned smiling to me.

"What's up with all the... Jasper-ness?" Jacob could tell that Jasper had stained the air with his feelings.

"Bella's lending us her superpowers!" Emmett said, still as giddy as ever.

"For what?" Jacob asked excitedly.

Renesmee screeched with laughter at how much joy Jasper was projecting.

"Finally getting a fair match with Edward." Jasper said bouncing Renessme in his arms. She held on to his cheeks, and them bit her lip.

"No, Nessie." Jasper assured her. "Play fights."

Jacob was right in my face in an instant.

"Please Bella?" Ugh! Not this again.

"Jake..."

"I swear a- lifetime of servitude- that I won't tear him up! Just, please!"

"Doesn't Nessie already have the servitude thing?" Emmett asked.

"Shut up!" Jacob snapped.

"Jakey." Renesmee was craving Jacob's arms again. Jasper gave her up and watched as she leapt into his arms. Renesmee touched his cheeks and looked at me. "Play?"

She was obviously upset that I wasn't giving Jacob what he wanted. I stared at her lovely brown eyes and gave up.

"Fine, Jacob can play too." I use her word, just to make it less violent.

I watched as Emmett and Jacob took turns dancing with Renesmee and couldn't help but laugh. That stupid Y chromosome again, how does it supply them with this much joy over a fight?

Then I could smell him. God, I was so attuned to him, I could probably feel where he was, anywhere in the world. I acted reluctantly, as I threw my blanket over everyone in the room.

In a flash, the hunting party was back. Rosalie kissing Emmett, Alice's nose inches away from Jasper's, and Edward's arms around my waist.

"Why do I feel like I have been plotted against?" He asked seductively into my ear. As he left a trail of kisses from my neck to shoulder.

"What makes you think that?" I breathed trying to keep a poker face.

"Because there are eight people in the room and I can only hear two heads, excluding mine."

At this both Emmett and Jasper broke apart from their wives.

"Today is the day," Jasper began.

"- we beat you -" Emmett entered.

"-fair and square!" Jacob ended.

Edward smiled and them looked down at me.

"And my own wife is the plotter too."

I managed a sheepish grin.


MUAHAHA! Edward not being able to read the mines of his attackers? So it all come down to how much Edward depends of his little gift.

Who do you think will win against Edward? Big strong Emmett? Military strategist Jasper? Or Wolf boy Jacob?

Too be continued...