This is just a silly little thing I came up with after a friend and I had been dicussing rooms we'd like in the TARDIS.
Disclaimer: BBC Wales owns Doctor Who, not me.
The Doctor and Martha walked into the TARDIS for the first time. Martha put her rucksack down and turned to the Doctor.
"Right then where's the toilet, I'm dying to go." Martha said.
The Doctor took a deep breath and then he spoke,
"Go out of this room, take the first right, go past the supermarket and the swimming pool. Then take a left, you'll see a small staircase, go up it and you'll see a corridor. Go past the sound of music, French lessons and Torchwood rooms, then all the way to end. Go right and find the holodeck. You need to take the first left. Go past Arthur's paddock, my study, the gym, my bedroom and the TV room and you'll see another staircase. Go up it. You'll see the kitchen and dining room on your right go past it. Turn left and past the spa and Jacuzzi. On your right you'll see the various fruit rooms and the chocolate room go left at the end of that corridor and take your first right. Go past the Relaxation room, the laundry room and the quiet room and then take a left. Go past the Kiwi and Cappuccino huts, the library, the hidden shrine that the fangirls think I don't know about, the training room and the hairdressers. Take the right turn past the wardrobe, the baby room, the bouncy room and the computer suite. There's another staircase go up it. Go past the science lab, the smut shed, and the sock sorter. Go up the next staircase you see and you'll se a bowling alley. Go past that and the roller disco and the Halloween room and you'll find a slide. Slide down it and the bathroom is the first room on the right." The doctor explained.
Martha looked at the doctor for a minute not sure if he was teasing her or not.
"So you're telling me that to get the loo I have to go all the way to the top to get to the bottom?" Martha asked.
"Yep, if you start walking now you might get there before bedtime." The Doctor said.
Martha walked out of the control room and smiled to herself, she still had so much to learn about the Doctor.
