Arrested
I laugh hilariously and wince as a member from squad 4 jabs be with a needle.
"They expect me to take that job?" I ask.
I looked at Rangiku who looked at my solemnly. I sighed and snagged the paper from her hand.
Right then, I guess you don't know me. I'm Toshiro Hitsugaya, young son of a Captain, on of the 13 that govern our district. I used to go everywhere with my dad, but just awhile back he died and everyone just seemed to accept me as the new Captain...It's not that I don't like the job, but I'm getting this ridiculous jobs that I know are not right for a captain, and I'm getting SO MUCH paperwork I can barely juggle that with school.
I normally get jobs like rescue a cat or bust some drunk kids for buying too young. But today, something happened... I got a new job and little did I know it would be the most idiotic of them all.
I open up the file and read down the profile.
Name: Ichigo Kurosaki
Age: 22
Sex: Male
Offense: red(light) runner
Details: Kurosaki lives on 2859 Burden street apartments. He is a doctor at his father, Isshin Kurosaki's, clinic. He leaves Burden through the left wing at 8:00 and regularly runs red lights through the streets Caress and Gulmess between the hours of 8:15 and 8:30 before making it to his father's clinic; most often he does not pay the tickets and has missed his court days 5 times.
License number: D13H02
Car: Red Mustang
I sigh. Of course. Another stupid job. It adds on to my stupid day and overall stupid and boring life. I leave the medical room and walk down the halls to the parking lot. I run my fingers through my white hair. And take a deep breath. Here we go again.
I make it over to Caress at 8:16 and park on the side of the street. Now comes the boring part where you wait for who knows how long. The key is to park where you can see the License Plate numbers of everyone who passes by.
It's 8:30 and no one has come. It looks like he took a different route today. I am about to pull out when I look behind me and see a Red Mustang driving up to the light. I look at the driver.
What the fuck!? In the drivers seat sat a man in a cow costume he drives right past me and flicks me off. How dare he! I turn on my siren and follow him. He speeds up and runs the light, another. Looks like we have a runner.
The License Plate has the numbers that correspond to the file; even more of a reason to follow him. I hit the gas and try to catch up with him. A freaking cow?! Could the world just blow me up instead of throwing all this BS in my face?!
We make it to the outskirts of the district were, what is now ruins, used to be the suburbs of Old Karakura. It's been awhile and he hasn't stopped, so I follow him for awhile, I don't know how long I will.
Finally It gets to be too much for me and since no one is out here I grab my gun and roll down the window. I take my aim and blow out their two back tires. The swivel and make black skid marks on the ground until I can see them breaking and slowing down.
I set my gun next to my communication device and walk over to the car. In the middle of no where it kinda freaks me out when I see their cow suit again.
"Sir, you're under arrest," I yell, knocking on their window.
They roll down their window and say,"Suck on my utter!"
"That's it!" I say. Before they can pull back up the window I reach in their car and press the unlock button. I force open the door and stop. The fabric splotched with black what covered in blood from their center torso down.
"What...How did you-"
"Ah shit!" They say and they pull off their cow mask.
Long black hair flaps out from under the white and a pair of two night blue eyes stare at me angrily.
He's a she? Calm down, it's not one of those she-men Rangiku was telling you about, it's just a mess up in the file. Nothing more. Hehe. Wait is he was a she does that mean she has breasts and a...Oh my god.
"Fuck this!" She yell and grabs my shirt, pulling me down.
Oh my god, it's a fucking she-man! I think.
"You better keep your fucking mouth shut and show me to your first aid kit. I know all you cops have that." She swallowed hard and that's when I noticed she was sweating and gripping her stomach hard.
"You're a girl, right?" I ask.
She stares at me for a long time and opens her mouth to say something but her eyes roll back and close, she looses consciousness and falls in my arms.
"Hey lady-" I stop myself, is she a girl? Or a guy? Should I call her and it?
Then I loose my balance and find the dry sandy ground drenched with..Her..His...Its blood. And before I can think I'm wrapping her wound in towels and putting her in my car. I don't know exactly what to do..But he'll... it..she..will die if I don't do something.
I put the car in reverse and prepare to back out into the streets.
How'd you like it? This is a little b-day present for Turtle-chan in Blue! Wish her a happy b-day, it's on the 21st! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! Cause I luv, luv, luv um!
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