Chapter 1: Trials of Tribulation
Everything was right in the world. The birds chirped, the sun shone, the local catgirls roamed the streets. Ah, yes, Necko Necko... um, I mean it was perfect...
"Oniichan!" cried Ikumoto, jumping up and hitting herself with her own breasts,"Ow!"
"Yes, what is it?" responded Itachi Uchiha.
"Will you betray me?"
"Of course not!" he exclaimed, "Now, run along and play with the Neckos' while I betray you."
"Okay!" responded Ikumoto, running outside, her hair flowing fabulously, "Blaire!"
"Pumkin, Pumpkin!" called Blaire (From Soul Eater) as she tranformed right in front of her.
"How are things?" Ikumoto bent down to pet her, but sadly, the passerby wouldn't have been fazed, her butt was as flat as her chest was curvaceous. Weirdly.
"Good!" replied the witch, "It smells like onions! Do you have some?"
"Of course," the loli replied, beckoning her to follow.
So the duo strutted in with the tender fruit of the ogre on their minds, Ikumoto expecting to see Itachi right where she left him, but he was gone.
"Oniichan!" she bellowed, walking to the frige, "Want some onions?" No response. She opened the frige, and instead of finding shrektastic onions, a note replaced them.
"Ha Ha Ha!" the note read, "I ate all the onions. I did betray you- Itachi. P.S. You should've been expecting this. I mean come on. Follow me and I will betray you again. Believe it."
"Noooo!" yelled Ikumoto, crumbling to the floor, "Damn you Sasuke's brother!"
She cried for a thousand days and nights. Then anger ensued. She would get revenge on Oniichan. Because, it was the call of Oniichan that beckoned her once again. This time, its for brother.
