This is fic was requested by Weaselgirl0904, enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don' own Hetalia.

Things Japan isn't allowed to do:

1. I'm not allowed to dress Prussia up as the Easter bunny.

-But he looks so cute!

-I'm still not allowed to do it.

2. I'm not allowed to say that America is caught in the conflict between his brain and his tail.

-He doesn't have a tail...but I could provide him with one if you agree to be a decoy for me every time Hungary-san is out for my blood.

3. I'm not allowed to claim that most of the famous singers get mentally unstable at some point at the time.

-Then how are you going to explain Harajuku district, where Gwen Stefani lives with her magical harajuku girls who are -in her rotting eyes and brain- invisible.

4. I'm not allowed to force my views on someone using Animes.

-I do believe it's quite late to forbid me that now.

5. I'm not allowed to make an Underground-market and then sell pictures of Russia to Belarus.

-He will be kept busy and that means he won't be able to stop me when I try to take over the world and you won't be able to either, so why bother forbidding me anything at all?

6. I'm not allowed to put a brainwashing pill in England's tea every time he considers going back to piracy.

-You don't know what he is capable of in pirate mode and for your own mental wellbeing I hope you never hind out.

7. I'm not allowed to punish the other nations for their offensive behavior.

-Apparently its part of their culture and I should respect that but if they dare play strip poker at my place I'm going to feed them to Godzilla.

8. I'm not allowed to interfere in Korea and China's brother bonding time.

-Its too unreasonable to anyway even thou, judging by China's screams for help I should have...the strange thing was that the screams increased when Russia came to the rescue.

9. I'm not allowed to say that the end of the world tried its best but then got molested by France and ran away.

-Knowing France-san I won't be surprised if that did happened.

10. I'm not allowed to send my "Hello Kitty" torture agents to the nations I don't like.

-The agents still hadn't returned from Ukraine's place and she is acting kind of creepy...I'm starting to feel slightly scared.

11. I'm not allowed to claim that the world meeting room is build over a graveyard.

-Even if it's only to see America-san afraid and in panic.

12. I'm not allowed to claim that in Hell all the nations that had ever been empires go to their worst enemies.

-France starts glaring at a portrait of the Byzantine Empire, Bulgaria on the other hand gets a dreamy look staring at the same portrait, and Turkey...if looks could kill the portrait would be in a pool of blood.

13. I'm not allowed to claim that Korea got his split personality after spending a day with Hungary and Romania-san.

-Although it is probably true.

14. I'm not allowed to read other nation's "journals", as they prefer to call them, and then use the information to get all of my islands back from Russia.

-I'm only going to get those islands back when Prussia admits he is a self-centered individual with father issues.

15. I'm not allowed to send Japanese postcards with threatening homicidal notes disguised with cuteness.

-That's Belarus-san's job.

To be continued.

Historical facts are wanted, reviews are welcomed, but flames are not.