How To Lose A Thief

Disclaimer: I don't own the sly cooper franchise but I own the OCs I created in this story

"Hey Inspector Fox do you wanna-"Sly began to ask.

"NO!" Carmelita immediately shot the thief down before he could even finish his question.

"But can't we-"

"No Cooper!"

"Aww come on why won't you give me a chance?" he pleaded.

"Oh let me think because you're a thief-"

"Master thief!" Sly interrupted.

"Fine, because you're a master thief and I'm a cop, we're on opposites sides of the law and I don't see that changing anytime soon" she continued explaining.

"Love has no boundaries Carmelita" the persistent raccoon countered.

"I don't like you let alone love you Ringtail!"Carmelita chuckled.

"Denial is a terrible thing my dear."

"I could never love you Cooper."

"Why?"

"What do you mean why?"She asked confused.

"Why could you never love me?"Sly asked.

"Ah cause..cause"

Carmelita's mind went blank as she tried to come up with a response to the question. True there was really nothing that could stop being together using Sly's logic, but that wasn't going to stop the vixen's mission to stop his attempts of asking her out.

"Yes Carmelita?"Sly prompted, fully expecting her to fail in giving a reasonable answer.

After deciding that 'I'm married' wouldn't work and failing to come up with nothing else she blurted out the last excuse to enter her mind.

"I'm into women!"

"Oh really prove it" Sly attempted to call her bluff.

Carmelita started to panic internally, but kept a calm expression as she searched for a way to prove herself. That's when her eyes fell on her partner, Constable Neyla, and deciding that it may be the only chance she had started walking towards her. She wrapped her arms around the tigress's waist and planted a firm, lasting kiss on Neyla's lips, knowing that she had to make the kiss as believable as she could. She eventually pulled back thinking if she made the kiss much longer the tigress would realise what was happening and slap her.

"Is that enough proof for you Cooper?"She said smugly as she walked back over to Sly, leaving a rather dazed and confused tigress behind.

"Yes sorry Inspector I never knew" he apologised, hanging his head in disappointment at realisation that the vixen wasn't available.

"Well now you know not to assume things about a person you hardly know." the vixen scolded.

'Finally I can get some peace' she thought as the raccoon took his leave, tail between his legs.

"Hey foxy" Neyla called seductively as she sauntered over towards the currently peaceful vixen.

'God damn it I created another one!' Carmelita thought as Neyla draped herself over her.


"And that's why I think Neyla framed me" Carmelita concluded after reliving the memory.

"You seriously kissed Neyla just to stop Sly asking you out?" asked Roxy hardly believing her friend's antics.

"Yes and looking back at it I still think it was completely worth it."

"Just how far did you take things with Neyla?"

"That's for me to know and for no one to EVER find out" Carmelita said giving the coyote a look to show that she wasn't going into said events.

"You sly fox" Roxy laughed finally understanding the reason for Plan C.

A/N: This is just something that popped into head earlier. Oh and if anyone is wandering what 'Plan C' is read my other story, Framed -chapter 14 (Yes this is shameless promoting) for the answer. Thanks for reading.

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