Hey guys! (Do I always start my stories like that?...) I'm back with a collection of drabbles! The drabbles shall be about the 39 Clues books. Each story shall be from a book. There'll be one drabble per book, and it'll go in order. Does that make sense?...Well, you'll get it. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: No, no, I don't own the 39 Clues…it would be a nice birthday present though…

~Book 1: The Maze of Bones~

It felt like a slap in the face.

This big idiot, this baboon-faced blowfish, just told ME to shut up? Maybe he should shut his bloated face up…after all, nobody likes his singing…AHH who am I kidding? He's got a TON of fans, more than bees in a hive, and on top of that, his ratings here in France are ten-no, make that eighteen points higher than the ones in the States!

Darn, he even had his own POP-UP BOOK. How lame is that?

So, the act is just for the cameras, huh, Mr. I'm-So-Conceited-And-I-Don't-Talk-To-Non-Cahills? You act so suave and cool for the paparazzi, but when they're not watching, you act like you're the king of the world?

Well, hate to break it to ya, but, news flash, you're not!

I snapped out of my trance and returned to Jonah Wizard's filthy limo. Ahh, all I could wish for is for this to end as quick as possible…

Voila! It's finished! How was it?

So read and review guys!

Until next time!

~Kay