It was a peaceful day in Together Land, a land where all sorts of universes come together and join forces in peace and prosperity. However, this peaceful day was about to meet its end earlier than expected.
Blood the Fox, a young happy little fox, was enjoying his first day in this strange new world. This world was filled with hope and dreams, unlike the one he had came from.
You see, Blood has a tragic past. Blood grew up in a post apocalyptic nightmare, his parents were brutally tortured and killed and he was very sad and stuff because of that.
Anyways, Blood happily strolled throughout the main hub, a huge place much like a subway station where all the universes come together and meet and have fun. He looked around and took in the sight of such a wonderful place, way better than the terrible place that his parents died in.
However, suddenly, a voice called out for Blood from behind Blood.
"Blood!" It said as the voice called out for Blood behind Blood, "He's here! Everyone welcome him!"
Blood turned around to his back and saw a large group of ponies and Master Chief eagerly awaiting to greet him.
"Uh… h-hi w-w-w-w-who are y-you?" Blood murmured.
"I, am Master Chief," Master Chief said, "and these are my equine friends, we were just talking about you!"
"Yeah! Nice to meet you! I'm Lyra, Lyra Heartstrings. Everypony was just so excited to see a new face here!" Lyra happily added.
"Th-thanks I guess… I gotta go!" Blood said and then ran off.
Blood is also very shy because he isn't used to talking to people because his parents are dead so that is why he ran off.
"Wait! Blood! Come back!" Master Chief yelled out, concerned, as he promptly chased after him.
However, Blood kept running and running and running. He was not going to stop running. That is, until he was stopped by bumping into Freddy Fazbear.
"Hi kid! Do you want some pizza! haha!" Freddy chuckled.
On the spot, Blood fell to the ground started crying and just wouldn't stop. He was terrified of the animatronic before him. However, suddenly Freddy was knocked away with a blast of fire.
"Oh, my poor innocent child. Fret not, for I, Toriel will help you calm down." Toriel said as she shot cool fire magic at Freddy.
Blood was happy at the moment because Toriel reminded him of his mother because she is a mom so he stopped crying.
"Th-thanks, m-mom. I-I mean!" Blood quickly tried to correct himself.
"Worry not my child, for everything will be okay." Toriel spoke.
However, everything was NOT going to be okay. The sky darkened (they are technically inside I know but you can see from the windows.)
"Fools! Did you really think you could stop me with this little place known as Together Land?!" A voice echoed throughout the place.
Suddenly the roof collapsed with an explosion and stuff hit Toriel and she died.
"N-no! Toriel! Why!" Blood cried a lot.
Filled with rage, Blood stood up and gritted his teeth. His tail swayed from side to side as smoke started to clear the room. When suddenly, John Cena rested his hand onto Bloods shoulder. Shocked, Blood quickly reacted. He turned around to John Cena, and looked into his eyes.
"Do not worry child", John Cena said.
Blood stepped back as John Cena began to flex his mighty muscles. Blood was amazed. As the smoke started to clear Blood stepped back. John Cena looked over to him, and softly said.
"You can't see me"
John Cena was right, because Blood is partially blind so he was infact not able to see him. Blood wanted to say something, but suffered with Down Syndrome, and instead began to make animal noises.
"mooooooooooooooooooooo" said Blood.
John Cena looked at him and tried to ignore how retarded he was. That was, until he realized he couldn't and decided to get the hell out of there. He leaped into the air and left as quickly as he came flying out of the building.
"ENOUGH!" the echoey voice from before shouted.
Blood stood straight, trying hard not to shit himself. Footsteps could be heard emerging from behind the curtain of smoke, Blood started to make airplane noises with his mouth, his spit covering anybody in front of him, he then said harshly.
"I AM A FIRE TYPE POKEMON AND AN ORIGINAL CHARACTER"
Master Chief put his hand over his visor and began to cry.
"FOOL! DO YOU THINK THAT WILL WORK AGAINST ME?! TAKE THIS!" The voice screamed out.
Suddenly, a huge force of air pushes everyone back, including Blood and Master Chief and everyone.
Everyone on their feet, they looked up to see before them, the monster at hand. It was no other than Spongebob, his trench coat flowed through the wind as he adjusted his sunglasses and cocked his gun.
"Fools, all of you. I've had enough of this peaceful get together. Don't you realize that the world is not yours, but mine? I am the ruler of the universes. I am… SPONGEBOB! I AM A GOD!" Spongebob threateningly spoke out as he walked towards blood.
Blood, horrified, was unable to move, not even his strongest fire type move could save him now, as Spongebob grabbed him by the throat and lifted him into the air.
"And you know what I'm going to do?" Spongebob spoke to Blood.
Blood, unable to speak, simply stared back in fear.
"I'm going to establish that and kill every single one of you. Starting with you, you stupid fox!" Spongebob established as he tightened his grip on Blood's throat.
As all looked hopeless for blood, as all looked grim, as he could barely breath, as he was barely alive, all fear was put aside when suddenly some force blasted Spongebob back with unbelievable power.
"Did you say… god?" A voice questioned as Spongebob looked around, confused.
"Yes I did! Show yourself you fool!" Spongebob answered back.
"Funny you should say that," the voice said, as the figure of a hedgehog appeared behind Blood, "because god's not real."
It was no other than Shadowdeath the destroyer of religion, and he was here for you. He's the first member of the Shadowdeath crew. He's bigger, faster, and stronger too, and he is here to kick Spongebob's ass.
"S-Shadowdeath! I thought I imprisoned you!" Spongebob, horrified, cried out.
Shadowdeath looked at Spongebob, and tipped his fedora. He then softly said.
"You can't imprison coolness like this"
"Gah! You're dead!" Spongebob threatened.
"Heh. I'd like to see you try, kid." Shadowdeath chuckled.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH" Spongebob yelled out as he charged towards Shadowdeath with his fists ready. He prepared a powerful punch so powerful that it would be more powerful than anyone else's most powerful powerful punch.
However, as he punched with power, Shadowdeath was gone.
"You're gonna have to try harder than that, heh." Shadowdeath said, now behind Spongebob.
"Wh-what… h-how…"
"What's the matter, can't keep up?"
"Oh I can alright!"
Spongebob lunged forward giving it his most powerful powerful punch again, however, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his chest, stopping him cold in his tracks. He looked down to see the source was his own fist, and he looked up in horror at Shadowdeath.
"You missed." Shadowdeath noted Spongebob's poor aiming skills.
"This… means… war…" Spongebob struggled to let out, before he went flying from the sheer impact through the building and really far away.
"Heh… huh?!" Shadowdeath turned to see something bad happening to Blood, like, really bad. Blood was getting kidnapped by Slenderman.
"Slenderman! Let him go!" Shadowdeath demanded.
"Not a chance, boy. Spongebob can't let you win that easily. See ya!" Slenderman said before he disappeared. After that he disappeared.
"Damnit!" Shadowdeath called out as he punched the ground, sending out a shockwave from the pure power of his most powerful powerful punch. He punched again and again in anger.
"Shadowdeath!" Master Chief called out, "We will help!"
Shadowdeath turned and Master Chief and the ponies all looked at him determined.
"I will help too! No matter the cost!" Ash Ketchum said, walking towards Shadowdeath.
"Hey, buddy, lighten up. I can guarantee that spongebob… is gonna have a bad time." Sans let out as he walked towards the front of the crowd.
"YES! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, CAN CONFIRM THAT SUCH PUNISHMENT SHALL BE DELIVERED!" Papyrus let out from the back, on top of the back of Rainbow Dash.
"You got my back too… and get off MY back, Papyrus!" Rainbow Dash spoke aloud.
"SORRY." Papyrus said as he got off her back.
"Look, Shadowdeath, see? We're all in this together. So, what do you say?" Master Chief spoke again.
"I… I… thank you." Shadowdeath said in relief.
"Good… now, if you don't mind, how about we meet somewhere… private, just me and you, Shadowdeath." Master Chief added as he motioned for him to come to his super secret love room.
"Ok." Shadowdeath said as he followed chief, happily.
Chief entered the room, ripping the door off on his way in and throwing it in the trash.
"Okay, sit on the bed." Chief said.
"Sure thing, Chief." Shadowdeath said as he strolled towards the bed, the only other furniture in the room besides the trash can. The wallpaper was Hello Kitty, Master Chief's favorite.
"All these years, Shadowdeath… all these years I've waited. Back when I was a boy, I was always pretty curious about life. I wanted to try everything and I've made it my point to express this in the world of food. I've eaten the most exotic dishes from around the world and I've learned to appreciate each and every single one of them. Except for pizza, though. I fucking hate pizza." Chief said.
"What does this-" Shadowdeath attempted to ask.
"Shush! I am monologuing here. As I was saying… my life is almost complete, I have tried almost everything out there in the world, from sushi to… fucking pizza. But there is one thing I haven't tried, and do you know what that is?"
"Swordfish?"
"No! I haven't tried eating you!" Chief exclaimed excitedly as he walked towards Shadowdeath.
"Umm? Please don't? Hello? Help?" Shadowdeath said, confused.
But it was too late, Master Chief shoved Shadowdeath into his mouth like he was pacman and Shadowdeath was the last pellet to complete the level but the ghosts were all about to get him so he got it really fast and won the level.
"Delicious! I must say, you have quite the taste, Shadowdeath!" Master Chief said happily, patting his stomach.
"Help! Let me out!" Shadowdeath said, muffled from the inside as he struggled to get out.
"Not a chance, buddy. I gotta let my food digest." Chief said as he sat on his bed, reading his favorite magazine, "Yikes!".
He sat their for awhile, letting Shadowdeath digest despite the constant struggle.
"Man, Yikes is the shit!" Chief said to himself, enjoying the latest celeb news, "Speaking of shit… I need to take one!"
Chief happily strolled to the bathroom, "Yikes!" in hand and took a seat, pulling down his armor.
"This is gonna be a big one!" He exclaimed, as Shadowdeath slowly came out of his asshole.
He wasn't kidding when he said that, as it took him several hours to get Shadowdeath out of his system. Surprisingly, however, Shadowdeath was fully intact. When Chief got up from his seat he was in for a surprise underneath him.
"Oh, Shadowdeath! You're alive! How about we go stop Spongebob now?" Chief happily said.
Shadowdeath took a minute to stare at Master Chief in disgust, before getting out of the toilet.
"Fine but only if you never speak about this or do this shit again." Shadowdeath said.
"Ok!" (but secretly he was lying :3) Chief said.
"Good, let's head out then." Shadowdeath said as they both walked out to the group, ready to set off.
"Alright men, horses, and whatever else, we are about to set off on a journey far beyond anything we have done before! We must split up because of this! We will work together as small teams, making it through whatever Spongebob throws at us! Together, we can do this!" The Chief said.
"Heh, I shall decide these teams," Shadowdeath said, "Ash and the chief, you are with me."
"Awesome! Ready pikachu?" Ash asked pikachu.
"Ya my brotha." Pikcahu, who can now talk, replied.
"Sans, Rainbow Dash, and Lyra are going together!" Shadowdeath announced.
"Cool." Sans said.
"And that leaves, Papyrus, John Cena (btw he is here again), and Moonlight Paw (one of my OCs :3)! Now, let's head out!" Shadowdeath said as they headed out in their groups.
