Chapter 1: Approval

(A/N: Hey guys! Okay so I wrote this story like a really long time ago, and it was just basically a chat story like guy 1: guy 2: so on and so forth. Anyways, I decided to bring it to life by actually making a story out of it! It's comical, romantic, suspenseful, basically everything. I really hope you guys enjoy it! Don't forget to check out my other 3 stories as well!)

*Hidan's voice is similar to his dubbed voice actor, Deidara has Shulk's voice from SSB4, Pein has Dark Pit voice from Super Smash Brothers 4, Konan has Corrin's voice actor from Super Smash Brothers 4, Kakuzu sounds like his dubbed voice actor, Itachi has his regular voice actor voice, Tobi has his regular dubbed voice actor voice, Madara has Mo jo jo jo's voice and Sasori has his regular dubbed voice actor

I have to add this so you guys can get a feel of their voices, so it'll be read more enjoyable instead of a regular boring voice.

Disclaimer: I don't in any way, own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden, Jersey Shore, Sharknado, Pizza Hut or Justin Bieber's song "Baby".


It was a windy and quiet night at the Akatsuki Underground Hideout. They were all pretty worn out from going mission after mission trying to find and capture all of the jinchū it was all to lead up to the major mission. Capturing the last and final one: Kurama, the nine tails, which was sealed away inside of a young man named Naruto Uzumaki. Looking for him and also capturing it wasn't going to be effortless but of course, they'd find a way. They're the Akatsuki after all, right?

The kitchen was empty which meant Deidara felt it was time to come out of his room to wine and dine while he still had the chance before it was dinner time. His teammates weren't familiar with sharing in that hideout so it was best to eat now before anyone else came, especially after a long day with no results. As he rummaged through the fridge, an idea came to his mind, it sounded ridiculously crazy but it didn't hurt to ask. 'What if I were to capture the nine tails myself?'

He quickly gulped down his left over Classic RootBeer can and took a bite in a random leftover sandwich before hollering out, "Aye, where's Pein, yeah?" Directed at anyone who was listening, pieces of food falling from his mouth and onto the ground, his strong Australian accent shining through. When no answered he asked again, this time sounding much more demanding. "Where's Pein?!" "Oh, shut the f*** up!" Kakuzu called out to him, obviously annoyed that Deidara didn't just go and look for Pein himself, after all, their hideout wasn't that luxurious and he knew he was being lazy. Just in that moment Konan loudly starting playing her awful music, unfortunately blasting and singing along to a song which was more widely hated than the Akatsuki themselves, Justin Bieber's song, "Baby". "And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh!" Deidara could hear her horrible singing all the way in the kitchen. "Here we go again...KONAN!" Deidara groaned, drinking what was left of his root beer before smashing it in his hand and turning it into clay, throwing the remains in the nearby trashcan. He loathed when Konan sang but singing Justin Bieber on top of that? Not in this hideout. He made his way over to Konan's room, opening her door and letting himself in. "Oh, I thought you were playing that song by that one irritating boy, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Justin Biever?" He sarcastically asked, knowing the answer to his own question. "Oh wait, you are! Didn't you hear me trying to ask if anyone knew where Pein was? Oh wait, you didn't cause you're sitting here playing this crummy music, you're lucky I don't turn your radio until clay right now." Deidara added. Konan was so tired of Deidara, always putting his opinion in where it wasn't even needed. "What the f***? Deidara get OUT of my room! And don't you ever knock?!" Konan turned around on her chair and quickly tossed one her shirts at his face but he dodged as if he knew she was going to do that. Like the jokester he was, even though he was already in her room, he knocked on her already open door before asking where Pein was again."Wait, yeah? I was just going to ask where Pein was?" Deidara smirked. He loved messing with her. "Ha-ha very funny, and the last time I saw him he was on the computer, but I don't know, stop being lazy Deidara. Look around and find him yourself. Now get out of my room!" She said one last time before turning around again on her chair, her back now facing him. Deidara let out a groan and said a few swears under his breath. "You're lucky I just don't cut-" "Huh? What did you say?" He quickly tried to think of a lie, trying to avoid problems. "Uh, I just said that...we're going to Pizza Hut? So, bring a fork?" Deidara gave her an awkward laugh along with a smile, leaving before she could even say anything.

Deidara decided to listen to her though, maybe he was just being lazy. He checked Pein's room before making his way over to the Hideout's computer room. A faint Pein giggling was all Deidara could hear as he started to get closer and closer to the enterance. "I love to see you shake...that... junk..." "Pein...?" Pein quickly shut down the laptop screen, embarrassed that he was walked in on while watching the P word. "Uh, y-yes? What could you possibly want, Deidara?" He was hesitant now, but it'd be stupid if he turned back. "Um, this might sound absurd, but I was just wondering if Kisame and I could go on our own private mission to capture the nine tails?" Deidara knew that Pein wouldn't allow any of his members to go on such a mission on their own. Yeah, Pein was a bit careless at times but one thing he'd never do is leave a teammate hanging. They were a family in his eyes. A mindset like that is actually one of the reasons why they made him their leader. "Who in the world is Kisame again?" So much for a family guy. "You...hired him, remember? You thought if we hired a shark creature to this club, that it would make you feel more attractive, yeah." Deidara was shocked he forgot who Kisame was. He knew he was careless, but not stupid. "Oh yeah! Sharkie! Sharknado! Riiight, riiiight... what's his name again? Kisi? No... Kikaku?" Pein scratched his chin. Careless? Yeah. Stupid? Maybe. But forgetful? Deidara had to ask himself if Pein was really his leader just in this conversation alone. "It's Kisame, sir..." "Oh yeah, but uh, no. Go with Hidan instead. But remember, we're all in this together. You go, we all go." "No! I'm sorry, but no! No, no, no! Why do I have to go with Hidan?" Deidara was about ready to pull all his locks out. "Because the nine tails is very powerful, I think you're forgetting that." "Coming from someone who can't even remember who they even assigned to this d*** team?" "Either way, he's still very strong, Deidara. If you go with Kisame, he might..." He let out a quick cough to cover up him saying, "die", signifying that he'd care less if Kisame was killed off or not. "And if he does, I'll be sexier!" "Why...does... that... matter...?" "Have you seen his ratings online?! He was recently voted hottest Akatsuki member! 50 more votes than me! I can't be a leader with a reputation like that!" It was awkwardly silent for a while before Deidara finally spoke. "Interesting? I think? I'm gonna go now, yeah?" "Hey! Don't say anything alright?! I have the Rinnegan, you do know that?!" He pointed to his left eye, basically telling him he'd kill Deidara if he told anyone about poll numbers, as if he even cared. "Yeah, yeah. I know." Deidara waved his hand in a fanning motion, letting him know his secret was safe with him, but also that he didn't really care. He rushed out the door, not wanting to continue the conversation any further.

Deidara made his way over to the living room, spotting Hidan. "Hidan! HIDAN!" Deidara called out. "What?! I'm watching Jersey Shore!" Hidan replied from the living room, one arm hanging from over the couch. Deidara walked over to him, keeping his distance and decided to lean against the nearest wall eyes closed and arms crossed, not only because he didn't like him, but because he also always kept his Triple-Bladed Scythe around him at all times, which just naturally made Deidara uncomfortable. One cut and he would be having dinner with Jashin. "Yeah, yeah. You and I are gonna go prepare to find the nine-tailed fox demon tomorrow, alright?" "What in Lord Jashin are you rambling on about? I have to give Tobi a massage! I don't have time to chase cats these days, man. That's what dogs are for." He stated without turning away from the TV. "Why do you have to give Tobi a massage?" Deidara's eyes shot open, he regretted even asking once the words escaped his mouth. "It was a bet, don't ask." "Tobi's a good boy!" They both heard Tobi from the hallway, guessing he eavesdropped on their conversation. Typical Tobi. "Oh shut up, save that for the television." Hidan coldly responded. "Now what do you want again?" "Ugh, just be ready when I am tomorrow!" Deidara snapped and left to finally go back into his room. "Primadonna..." Hidan muttered under his breath, turning up the volume a little bit. He realized it was a commercial, just in time to go grab a snack, bringing his scythe along with him. He opened the fridge and was more than ready to eat his left-over sandwich from the other night. As he opened the wrapping paper, he realized it didn't look like that the last time he ate it. "Hey!" Hidan hollered. "Who took a bite out of my f****** sandwich?!" "DEIDARA! I THINK IT'S TIME TO SEE JASHIN NOW!"


(A/N: wow, I really did some editing from the original, but it's still the same plot, etc. Just added much more dialogue and detail. Please review! Really want to know what you guys think of this story so far! Trust me, it gets much better! REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!)