notes: lo and behold, a modern au for sasusaku.
notes 2: sakura is 100% the bug killer in this household
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Haruno Sakura can confirm that she was never a damsel in distress, trivial things never bothered her. The moment she hears Sasuke's yelling from the shower she wants to laugh a bit because he most certainly is.
Tapping her face mask gently on her skin she hears him shout her name again and she rolls her eyes, tightening her ponytail and walking down through the kitchen to the other bathroom, the shower from inside running.
She knocks twice and he tells her to come in and she sees it then. His head stuck out of the curtain, hair pushed back by some hairband which she recognizes is hers, he's pointing at something on the ground and it's a tiny cockroach, not even that big—and she's seen some pretty big ones.
"What?" She questions. He stares at her like she's lost her mind.
"Do you not see that fiend?"
She snorts: "Babe, I'm sorry, no I don't." He knows that she's totally messing with him, he glowers at her and this time she laughs. Rude.
"Can you please kill it, I'm not touching it and I can't let the hot water run out."
"Alright, then—give me a shampoo bottle or something to squish it."
"Absolutely not! I don't want it's blasted guts on it." Sasuke's voice reaches an octave higher and she swears it sounds like a screech. Sakura is never letting him live this down— no way, no how.
"Fine, you big baby." She exits and she hears him shouting for her to hurry and she cannot believe that this is the man she loves and lives with. She returns with one of her slippers and squashes it.
"There. Happy?" Sasuke blinks at her and then he shuts the curtains continuing his shower.
"A thank you would be ever so kind of you, Sasuke." Sakura tells him in a sing song voice and he grunts from the other side.
"Thanks...love you," he seems to grumble out and she grins. "I love you too, wimp."
"Sakura!"
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