A tadertot production.

What? Scooby Has Another Cousin!

Yes sadly that is the truth, there is one more cousin.

You see, dogs tend to reproduce much faster than humans do, and, well, you get the point, Scooby has a lot of relatives.

This story begins with Scooby, an uptight dog with a bad attitude and an eating disorder.

Now one day, Scooby and his pal Shaggy were mooching off of some kids' lunches at the park (as the two couldn't afford their own meals). The only money they made came from selling themselves out as hit men. This job went well until Scooby got injured in a detonation mishap and lost his left leg. Scooby was forced to quit his job and the government took everything they owned, even Scooby's kibbles. Now, with only Shaggy, working part-time, there wasn't enough money coming in to the family.

And just when things couldn't get any worse, they did.

Scooby's big-shot cousin, Shcoobly, came to visit. Schoobly also had the family trait of being violent and had held a grudge against Scooby since a puppy-hood brawl in the backyard. Now Schoobly was back to take his vengeance. And just incase things got a little out of control, Schoobly packed his 12-gage, enough said. So at about 1:00 a.m. Schoobly found his cousin in a local bar looking a little tipsy, but still on his "feet", one of which was replaced by a peg. Unnoticed, Schoobly snuck up on his cousin and smashed the mug of mystery-liquor over his head causing some bleeding and minor swelling. Scooby, who was more wasted than he looked, felt almost no pain, but he knew he'd been hit. He stood up slowly, the rest of bar in total silence. Scooby spun around on the spot and smashed his attacker to the floor with a bar stool...

That night Schoobly Doo was killed instantly. This event would later become known as 'that time when one dog killed the other dog in a bar'.

Scooby fled the country and started his new life in Russia as a bouncer for the mafia.

Listen kids, the moral of this story is to always spay and/or neuter your pets so nothing like this will ever happen again.

The End.