The room is dark as a human woman walks onto the stage. "Ok, so I decided to do something fun and make a complete nonsense truth or dare! To dare, just go into the reviews and leave a dare. You can dare ANY character from the SONIC series, but try not to dare too man random characters. I want most of them to go to the game's nine main characters. Don't know who these guys and girls are? Well, they're here to introduce themselves! Take it away!"
Sonic the Hedgehog skipped on happily. "I'm Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog! I like running and chilli dogs an-" He said jovially, only to be interrupted by an irritating echidna.
"I'M KNUCKLES. I guard the master emerald and I'm the strongest and I-" He said happily, only to be interrupted AGAIN by a depressed looking black hedgehog.
"I'M SHADOW THE HEDGHEHOG, ULTIMATE LIFEFORM. Basically, I'm the most loved and appreciated character and I'm awe-" Who was AGAIN interrupted by a white bat.
"Oh put away your ego!" She said, shoving him out of the way. "I'm Rouge the Bat, best treasure hunter in the world and the most beautiful and-"
"MY EGO IS FINE!" Shadow shouted, shoving Rouge.
"I WAS TALKING FIRST!" Knuckles growled back, shoving them both.
"NO ME" Sonic joined in the fight. "I'M WAY COO-"
"E-123 OMEGA IS THE ULTIMATE E-SERIES ROBOT." Omega shouted above the rabble.
*All five get into an argument*
*sweatdrops* The human smiled sheepishly.
"Jeesh, they all have such big ego's... Let's hear from Tails..."
A orange fox walked out. "I'm Miles Prower but most people call me Tails... I like machines... Yeah..."
He was soon joined by a white hedgehog, a purple cat and a pink hedgehog.
"Hi, I'm Silver! I have Psychokinesis!"
" I'm Blaze... I have Pyrokinesis..."
"I'm Amy Rose and I'm Sonikku's girlfriend!"
" Ok, so the only rule here is that you CAN'T dare FC's ok? Now, we're also going to play a game every chapter."
" Yay. A game." Shadow rolled his eyes.
" STFU with your sarcasm!"
" What game is it?" Sonic asked curiously.
"Well, Im'a go look up a word. One person will say the first thing that comes into their head. The next will do the same, etc. Here's an example" The human said.
Word = Bitch.
"Slut." (Sonic)
"Whore." (Shadow)
"Amy Rose." (Rouge)
"HEY!" (Amy)
"FEMALE DOG." (Omega)
"Erm... Not nice?" (Knuckles)
"Mean." (Tails)
"Woof?" (Silver)
"Meow." (Blaze)
"Ok, so here's another example." The human said jovially.
Word= Emerald.
"Master!" (Knuckles)
"Knuckles!" (Sonic)
"Is" (Blaze)
"a" (Tails)
"Guar-" (Silver)
"GAY" (Shadow)
"FAGGOT." (Rouge)
"Pretty" (Amy)
"See, easy right?" The human (Who will now be known as the writer) told everyone.
A rabbit appeared from no-where and raised her hand.
"Yes Cream?" The writer asked.
" Shouldn't Mr. Shadow and Miss. Rouge do a time out for being rude and inappropriate?"
" Nah, its rated T. They can do what they like to anyone, as long as it's not fully sexual."
"Dammnit!" Rouge exclaimed.
"Awh!" Shadow moaned.
"Not gonna ask..."
"HEY!" The red echidna exclaimed. "YOU INSULTED ME!"
"No shit Sherlock..."
" Will I get a girlfriend in this one?" Shadow asked.
"No. No official pairings unless that's what the fans decide. And that's just for this one, it will only probably apply for the chapter unless they get married (:."
" WHY. YOU NEVER GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND IN ANY FIC."
"There's no one to give you."
"Blaze?"
"*sighs* Everyone knows Blaze belongs with Silver Shadow."
" No! That's your opinion! Rouge?"
"Nope. I'm sticking to my Knouge guns (:."
"Do I get a say in this?" Rouge asked.
" NEVER!"
" ... I hate you."
" Love you too."
Shadow cut back into the conversation. "What about Amy?"
" Nawh."
" Cream?"
" Since when where you a pedo?"
" True... Maria?"
" No. She is not into bestiality and you're not a necrophiliac. That's what was wrong with Twilight..."
" FINE. I'M LEAVING."
"NO! *grabs* YOUR STAYING HERE. TEAM DARK UNTIE!"
" Maybe not... WAY too cheesy there..." rouge replied.
" MILKSHAKES." Omega decided to say something, for once.
*Sonic sweatdrops*
"HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME!" Knuckles raged.
"HYAAAA!" Said Link.
" Leave now Link. You're not a Sonic character." The writer told him.
" Awh... *Leaves*"
"Im'a wrap this up now. Remember: REVIEW! Please? :D? Do it for poor, starving Silver?"
" I'm not poor! Or starving!" Silver exclaimed.
" Shut it... BYE EVERYONE!" The writer threatened.
" See ya dudes! *thumbs up*" (Sonic)
"Bye, see you next time! *waves*" (Tails)
"How dare you insult me... *Looks cross*" (Knuckles)
"BYE-BYE! *waves enthusiastically*" (Amy)
"Hmph... *folds arms*" (Shadow)
" See you next time *winks*" (Rouge)
" E-123 OMEGA LIKES MILKSHAKES AND PORK PIES." (GUESS WHO)
"See Ya! *floating*" (Silver)
"Goodbye for now..." (Blaze)
" OH. BEFORE I FORGET." The writer exclaimed, giving herself magic powers. Now I can make anything appear and do anything to anyone! Also, to make it a lil' more interesting..."
She Magiced up a closet, fangirl pit and fanboy pit as she spoke.
"Really? Fanboys? Are you TRYING to torture me?" Rouge exclaimed.
" Blaze and Amy might go in there too..."
" But most likely ME!"
" True... Anyways, BYE!" The curtains closed over the two figures.
