A/N: This is my first story, I have a few ideas of how it's going to go, but I am not sure if its worth continuing, so feedback would be wonderful. Obviously the idea sparked from the interview that was done with the cast. This is just Prologue and will get into the juicy stuff later I just wanted to get something out there.

Brittany S. Pierce had a childhood most dream of. Her parents are still together, her little sister and her are the best of friends, and her cat Lord Tubbington did nothing but bring her joy and support her. She was never a straight A student, but her sense of humor and grace about life and free loving attitude made her a lot of friends, though she didn't really like being popular so she usually hung out with her Glee Club friends.

One day in her sophomore year of high school she was at the mall with Puck scoping out potential sugar mamas and because it was the only thing to do in Lima. They walked into one of the more upper scale clothing stores when she was admiring a pair of earrings that she couldn't afford because she spent all of her allowance on cigarettes for Lord Tubbington so he wouldn't have to buy them from the street when Puck whispered in her ear "just steal them, no one will know." She didn't know want to steal them because it was wrong, but she REALLY liked the earrings; they were in the shape of a cat and had feathers coming out of the cats mouth. Thinking about it she subtly stuck the earrings in her back pocket and continued to browse around the store when they had looked at every item, and the ladies in the store, and came up with nothing worth their time they left, earrings still in her pocket. She was so excited that she was able to get away with it that she slowly began to steal more and more loving the thrill of getting away with it.

The items were always little and not worth much money but she really loved the thrill of it all. No one thought anything of the copious amounts of new sun glasses or the hundreds of pairs of earrings over the years. After a while she began to get bored with just the little things and decided that she wanted to take her Kleptomania to a new level and see what she could get away with, she just didn't know how yet.

It wasn't until she had graduated high school and started her freshman year at the Lima Community college that she came up with the perfect plan. She was walking down the street when she saw a new pet shop open up, she never liked pet stores because the animals were outrageously priced and always placed in tiny little cages with no room to do anything. She walked in and looked at the new cats they had and knew it was her destiny. She was going to steal all of the animals and let them free from the tyranny that was the pet store. She had to formulate the perfect plan though and that was going to take a while.

"Puck, I think I have an idea for us, and it can definitely get us out of Lima!" Brittany exclaimed one night one the phone with her best friend.

"Brittany I already told you, a sex tape would be just plain weird with you." Puck lamented for what felt like the hundredth time over the last few years.

"No its even better, you know that new pet shop 'Paws R Us'?" she asked excitedly

"Yeah, what about it? The ladies who work there aren't as smoking as I would have liked but the animals are adorable" he said

"Well I went in there the other day and those cats just looked so sad. I have an idea, and I want you to stay with me on this one." Brittany spoke slowly

"Oh no, I don't like where this is going" Puck muttered.

"No listen, we are going to steal all of the animals and set them free I mean come on now, I think PETA would be so proud of us and they would give a statue or something. Its genius, but I need your help because I don't think I could carry all of them out by myself, please say you will do it!" She pleaded

"Brittany, that could land us in jail, are you sure we can do this? I think the publicity could be good and I can finally settle down and get my pool cleaning business the seed money it needs."

"Who cares about the consequences, those animals just looked so sad and think about if we actually get away with it!" she exclaimed.

It was then that she knew her plan was solid and Puck was actually going to help her, the adrenaline that was flowing through her body was powerful she didn't know what to do with herself. Over the next few days they came up with a plan to break into Paws R Us and free those helpless animals. They were going to wait till they closed and climb in through the ceiling where Puck would then disarm the alarm system and they would get to work on freeing all the animals from their cages.

The next night they went to work, getting in and disarming the alarm system went flawlessly. The only problem was that the animals were barking, meowing, and squawking up a storm not having a way to quiet them down they just go to work faster to let them free. The birds were first, and they flew away as soon as the cages were open not even speaking a simple thank you. Next were the dogs, they were a bit more thankful by coming straight to Brittany and attacking her with playful licks and tail wags before running out the door and enjoying their new found freedom. The cats were a bit more difficult, they didn't want to leave and it was frustrating Brittany because she wanted to get out of these are fast possible to ensure their success. Eventually she told puck to just grab the cats and put them in her truck she would keep them in her room and find new homes for them herself, and turn into the crazy cat lady she always aspired to be.

As they were making their swift exit and backing out of the parking lot they heard the loads of police cars with their sirens "weeing" and wooing" and they knew they were in for it. The thrill Brittany seeked was coming to an end. Puck and Brittany both looked at each other and lowered their heads in shame while letting out a simultaneous:

"Busted…"