Instead of my biggest fail, Tame the Wild, this will be my 19th fanfiction. Hope you enjoy this one…

"You know what, Jones? You want this chain so bad, Big Daddy Thrax is gonna let you have it!" Thrax used his DNA chain to strangle his opponent, Osmosis Jones. "Looks good on you, Jones! You wear it well! Too bad you had to come this far from home just to die!" Like slow motion, Thrax looked up and saw Shane's eyelid go down towards them. Thrax yelled out and tried to use Ozzy's choking body to protect himself. In the split nanosecond before the eyelid went down, Ozzy and Thrax disappeared with a pop. Back in Frank's uvula, Leah also disappeared. The three of them fell through a whirlwind of purple and green smoke until they landed on a hard surface. A gray-haired man looked at the three, looked at the flask he was drinking from, and plugged the top, deciding he's had enough. All three groaned as they got up.

"What'd you do, Jones?" Thrax asked angrily, lighting up his claw.

"Me? What'd you do, you viral m-"

"Uh, guys?" Leah interrupted. "I don't think we're in Frank anymore." Thrax and Ozzy stopped bickering and looked where Leah was looking. They saw nothing but water for miles. They looked around them and saw they were on a ship with black sails.

"Wait a minute-" Thrax looked down and saw that he wasn't wearing his trench coat, but a puffy white shirt that showed his chest, a blue vest with a striped strip of cloth tied around his waist, a red bandana around his head, gray, loose-fitting pants, and brown leather knee-high boots. He also had a brown belt both around his waist and across his chest, which held a sword and a pistol, and wore a brown tri-corner hat. "Where's my chain?" He once again lit his claw and pointed it at Ozzy. "Where is it?" Ozzy put up his hand and shook his head, showing he had no idea. Then he did a double take at his sleeves. He was wearing a dark gray jacket, a red shirt that was also open at the chest, matching loose-fitting pants, brown leather boots, and belts like Thrax, which also held a pistol and sword.

"What the heck am I wearing?" Ozzy shouted.

"You? Look at me!" Leah was wearing a red gown that looked very old-fashioned. By now, other sailors started to stare at the three newcomers. Suddenly, a man with a very large hat came out of the captain's quarters.

"What be goin' on here?"

Meanwhile…

"Oof!" Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, and Elizabeth Swann all landed on something pink and soft as they fell out of the purple and green smoke. As they got up, they noticed they weren't on the Black Pearl anymore. Everything around them was pink, except for the gaping hole in the wall next to them, which led out to something that looked like very large teeth.

"You got it! Somebody take that to the hypothalamus immediately!" Somebody snatched something from Will's hand and ran out of the building. "Great work, Jones!" A very fat man smiled and pat Will on the back.

"Um, Thank you?" Will looked questioningly at Elizabeth, who shrugged. The fat man went to talk to someone else and Will stuck with Elizabeth. "Elizabeth, what are you wearing?" Elizabeth looked down and saw that she had on a business suit with a very short skirt. She tried pulling it down more, but it wouldn't budge much.

"What are you wearing?" she asked. Will looked down and saw he was wearing a black jacket with gray sleeves, a white shirt, black pants, and black shoes. "I wasn't wearing these earlier." Will said.

"Neither was I." Elizabeth added.

"Why's it so dark?" Jack asked. Elizabeth pulled off the sunglasses he was wearing. "Oh." Jack looked down and saw he wasn't wearing his usual garb, but a long, black trench coat, black pants, a gray turtleneck, and black boots. Suddenly, his eyes went wide and he searched all over his body. "My compass! My hat!" He turned to Will and Elizabeth and demanded, "Where's my hat? Which one of you slimy bilge rats stole my hat!"

"Jack, none of us stole your hat!" Will shouted.

"Ozzy, I-" a large red and yellow thing started to talk to Will, but stopped. "Chief, this isn't Ozzy."

So, how'd you like the first chapter? How did they switch places? What will happen to them being in different places and times? Hmmm…