The disclaimer telling you people that I don't own X-Men Evolution characters has been stolen again! Todd! Pietro stop laughing! I know you're behind this! Well I set this story right before 'Joyride' takes place. About an hour actually.
Live From the Brotherhood House…
"Oh man that was classic!" Fred laughed as the video ended.
"More more!" Tabitha whistled. "Encore!"
"Yeah let's watch it again!" Todd rewound the tape.
"Okay," Pietro came downstairs angrily. "What happened to me and why am I in this chicken suit?" He was dressed in a colorful array of feathers from head to toe.
"You're not a chicken, you're a peacock!" Tabitha corrected him.
"I look like a hippie refugee from Colonel Sanders!" Pietro snapped. "Wait a minute, the last thing I remember is that I was trying to hypnotize Toad here and…" Pietro frowned and made a quick change into his usual clothes.
"Well let's just say you're experiment worked," Todd giggled. "Sort of!" He turned on the video.
The screen came on and cardboard with words on it was held to the screen. Fred's voice was heard reading the words. "And now Brotherhood Pictures presents a Brotherhood Production: Live at the Brotherhood House with Quicksilver!"
"This is payback for me trying to hypnotize you isn't it?" Pietro groaned.
"Oh yeah," Todd snickered.
The scene then cut to Pietro hopping and mooing and then flapping his arms and quacking like a duck. "Oh I see, me doing animal noises," Pietro drawled. "Very mature. How original. Hey! Is that my candy stash?"
"Uh no," Fred fast-forwarded through the bit.
"It is! You stole my candy! You monsters!" Pietro hit Fred's backside rapidly. Fred shrugged it off. "What the…?"
There was a shot of Todd wearing a ringmaster's costume. "You raided my wardrobe again!" Pietro shot a look at Tabitha.
"Hey we needed the costumes," Tabitha slyly replied. "Besides, I needed to get your measurements!" There was a shot of Pietro barking like a puppy and panting, following Tabitha around. "Who do you think dressed you?"
"Oh no! I've been violated!" Pietro slapped his forehead.
"Oh don't be so dramatic," She rolled her eyes. "Toad and Fred were in there to make sure you kept your underwear on!"
"Yeah when you see this next part be grateful it wasn't what Tabby wanted you to do!" Todd said. There was a shot of Todd introducing someone. Todd turned up the volume.
It was Pietro in the peacock costume. "Hello everybody! My name's Pietro the Happy Peacock! What's yours?" He spoke in a sing song voice. He looked dazed. "Let me entertain you! Let me make you smile! Something let me do something, and something else! And if you're real good! I'm make you feel good and some other words I don't know! So let me entertain you! And we'll have a real good time yes Sir! We'll have a real good time!"
"Okay I've seen enough!" Pietro ripped out the tape.
"Go ahead," Tabitha said. "We made copies. Hey maybe we should send Daniels one!"
"You wouldn't!" Pietro snapped. "Okay that's it! I'm sicking Lance on you!" He zipped upstairs and started pounding on Lance's door. "Lance open up! Emergency crisis here! LAAAAAANNNNNNCCCEEEEEE! Lance! Tell them to…" Pietro opened the door and looked around. The room was empty. A window was open. "Lance?"
