A bright light flashes and several Jellicles and a human with a computer
are illuminated. The Human is sitting in a swivel chair and is typing
furiously at the keyboard. Suddenly, she twirls in her chair, odviously
using a bit too much force in her turn. After twirling about three more
times, She watches the Jellicles glance at her in worry.
"What are you going to make us do this time?" Munkustrap, as the
leader felt the need to protect his tribe. Although we all know the only
thing he ever protected them from was a mouse and even then he had to have
Alonzo kill it.
"Into the Woods!" The human grinned, suddenly industrious, she pulled
out a thick packet of computer paper. Putting reading glasses with no glass
on, she began to recite;
"Baker; Munkustrap
Baker's Wife; Demeter
Jack; Pouncival
Jack's Mother; Jellylorum
Narrator; Skimbleshanks
Cinderella; Victoria
Cinderella's Prince; Rum Tum Tugger
Cinderella's Father; Bustopher Jones
Rapunzel; Etcetera
Rapunzel's Prince; Mistoffelees
Young Witch; Bombalurina
Old Witch: Grizabella
Little Red Riding Hood; Jemima
Granny; Jennyanydots
Cinderella's "mother";
Evil Stepsister; Tantomile
Evil Stepsister 2; Cassandra
Evil Stepmother; Exotica
Steward; Admetus
Wolf; Macavity
Baker's Father; Rumblepurr"
Looking up, the human grinned, odviously proud of her self for thinking up
this 'ever so clever' Cast listing. Munkustrap and his tribe were staring
at her in disbelief. Bombalurina was sponged to her fullest extent.
Twitching violently she spat at the human.
"WITCH! I'm NOT going to play an, old ugly WITCH!" The scarlet queen
towered over the human, who was smiling peacefully.
"Bombalurina, the young witch is your part. She's beautiful, not
ugly. Upon hearing this, Bombalurina grinned and sauntered over to 'The'
Tugger. Who pulled her into his lap. Now the old witch is.er..quite
unattractive. As you know, Grizabella has that part."
"HEY!"
C'mon Griz, you know it's true. " Rolling her eyes, the author smiled
at the eldely gray queen.
"Well, " Rolling her eyes, the author smiled at the eldely gray
queen.
"Well, yeah, but you don't have to say it." Crossing her arms over
her chest, she glared at the young girl.
"Sorry, Okay.." The human began tossing scripts at the Jellicles, who
caught them and cautiously began to read. "I've highlighted each of your
parts so you kno what to say. And, oh, Tugger? You'll have to shave your
vest. "
The color suddenly went out of the said tom's face, he dropped Bombalurina
unceremoniously to the floor. Who got up and stalked over to Pouncival who
was extremely embarrassed and pleased to have his crush next to him. Alas,
when he tried to put an arm around her, she hissed and went over to
Tumble.who also liked her. Are we sensing a trend here? Meanwhile, Rum Tum
Tugger was opening and shutting his mouth. "You.want me to.s-shave
my.v-vest?" Tugger was trying hard to be calm and collected, but his
shaking was disturbing the mood.
